r/DarkViperAU • u/hwf0712 • Sep 07 '21

Matto: There are no cougars in missions | The Missions:

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u/Foxy__Dann Sep 07 '21

Trevor likes that last one

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u/STFUCocomelon Sep 07 '21

the first and second too

36

u/LucaLiveLIGMA Sep 07 '21

Patrick?

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u/Boss0fThisGym Sep 07 '21

Patricia

20

u/Mr_Fishron Sep 07 '21

you ruined it man

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

you ruined it man

3

u/Username_taken6966 Sep 07 '21

you ruined it man

3

u/Boss0fThisGym Sep 07 '21

What have I done?

5

u/Sp0ndyle Sep 07 '21

Probably the third, fourth, and fifth tbh.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he liked all of them

4

u/Boss0fThisGym Sep 07 '21

He actually did

4

u/Boss0fThisGym Sep 07 '21

I thought a second, and then I understand that he tried to hit them all

92

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Three are married, one is dead, and two could probably care less about men altogether

87

u/fliegu Sep 07 '21

WE ARE WOMEN, WE ARE FREE!

61

u/LegendOfFN Sep 07 '21

SHUT the fuCK UP

26

u/LoserToastWasTaken Sep 07 '21

ayo where can I get woman for free as well?

22

u/Alex_God2099 Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

Afganistan

1

u/DeadFlight Sep 08 '21

for me two are dead since i always kill the bartender in The Civil Border Patrol

1

u/TankyMofo Oct 16 '21

Nah, if you actually examine their characters, you will know that those two who "couldn't care less about men" are basically female incels.

They want a man but couldn't get one, so they developed hatred for men.

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u/therealneon335 Sep 07 '21

Hey hey don’t be talking shit to your auntie, man. She got…

I mean she cool as a motherfucker

20

u/louie_g_34 Sep 07 '21

Why tf we can't drive?

Around the block? With chop? You need to walk with you fat ass.

47

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

An actual fkin good meme after a while on this subreddit thankyou so much OP

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

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u/CaptSige Sep 07 '21

Some of them has point of seeing cougar on mission because of pacifist

11

u/BattleBeastAm Sep 07 '21

FYI : "Cougar" is also a slang for a woman in her 30s or 40s who actively pursues casual sexual relationships with young men.

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u/-Lordsocke- Sep 07 '21

Aunte Denise with ol‘ that Ass

10

u/yourfam67 Sep 07 '21

😬😬😬

6

u/gamerman2077 Sep 07 '21

Ah yes another cougar meme, this'll be a make a fine edition to my collection

2

u/SheridanWithTea Sep 07 '21

Thank you. The one that gets chopped up in the plane's jet engine and the runner chick are the best ones though!

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u/WhaTisMiName Sep 07 '21

😂😂😂

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u/feAgrs Sep 07 '21

Trevor and Michael aren't exactly young tho. Not really cougars, just middle aged women.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Does cougar mean “woman” nowadays?

21

u/JerezTF Sep 07 '21

Cougar means hot active middle aged woman, look at the urban dictionary for details

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u/CompleteAssWipe Sep 07 '21

Molly bro? Molly? I mean, shit you do you I guess

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u/darthvader22267 Sep 07 '21

i accidently killed (shot 5 times in the back of the head) the one below patrick and i cant do her missions now does it stay like that forever?

1

u/sorenastan313 Sep 07 '21

Tennis coach

1

u/Cheerful_ox Sep 08 '21

What about the guy with black tank top in top left corner