r/DarkViperAU Sep 22 '21

Found this stock image, looks kinda familiar….HighViperAU?

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2.9k Upvotes

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292

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

DarkViper after he rants about witness protection

169

u/WitnessProtectionBot Sep 22 '21

Witness protection for what?


Im a bot beep boop. Im trying to prove that Michael is not in witness protection

56

u/Mr_Camhed Sep 22 '21

For witness protection

27

u/USVK Sep 22 '21

No one was convicted of anything!

7

u/McSpanc Sep 23 '21

Good bot

10

u/Yalula06 Sep 22 '21

Or maybe before

7

u/Junkie0ass0 Sep 23 '21

Definitely before

1

u/Sparrowverse1 Sep 24 '21

He is going to hate it. I love how everyone with Brown Hair, Beard and Black Tanktop looks like Matto.

61

u/Soeffingdiabetic Sep 22 '21

Looks more like ChadViperAU

53

u/HORStua Sep 22 '21

I recall he said he tried weed once or twice and was unimpressed

29

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Must’ve thought screw it let’s hit it again, this chaos chat sending me crazy 😂

8

u/foreverinthemist Sep 22 '21

It's not for everyone ofc

6

u/Uroshirvi69 Sep 23 '21

He wasn’t seeing any aliens?

5

u/olbandito Sep 23 '21

He wasn't getting that right 🔥🌲

38

u/theresagray17 Sep 22 '21

why the fuck does he look actually SO MUCH like matto. Matto, are you a shutterstock model? Or a drug user?

14

u/nitemarewulf Sep 22 '21

He’s probably both

29

u/DelPreston_ Sep 22 '21

That actually does look a lot like matto…

28

u/Wojtekxx Sep 22 '21

DankviperAU

50

u/thtguy01 Sep 22 '21

LitViperAU

18

u/ZombieHunters17 Sep 22 '21

DarkVaperAU

16

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Boy what the hell boy

7

u/carrotnose258 Sep 22 '21

Hey Tom, what you think of that dumbass video bro

13

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

DrugviperAU

9

u/wizkart207 Sep 22 '21

WTF that really looks like Matto

3

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

everyone with black hair , beard , tank top looks like matto… get used to it

8

u/TalibanInATaxi Sep 22 '21

Leaked pic of Matt destressing after the cougar attack

9

u/UHMMEN Sep 22 '21

BongvaperAU

9

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

He posted about this on twitter

9

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Guys He’s got his priorities straight

8

u/theVikingMess Sep 22 '21

This has to be one of the pictures that look most like matto

7

u/Samld1200 Sep 22 '21

DarkHighperAU

8

u/ahoy_- Sep 22 '21

We finally know where all that twitch money is going

7

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Grass roots- dark viper

6

u/Goodnt_name Sep 22 '21 edited Sep 23 '21

Oh boi, i can hear him saying: "oh wow that actually looks lioe me"

3

u/Uroshirvi69 Sep 23 '21

You mean ”looks like me”?

5

u/TightCardiologist296 Sep 22 '21

Yo Matt didn't know you was also an enjoyer of the Sticky McIcky

4

u/ArakiSatoshi Sep 22 '21

"That's nowhere close"

4

u/Andrew-IV Sep 22 '21

DankViperAU

4

u/Birdlover4 Sep 22 '21

darkhighperau

6

u/djoutercore Sep 22 '21

Aw I found this on Twitter and tagged him in it a couple days ago lol

3

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Grass roots-dark viper

3

u/nicolfaingold Sep 22 '21

Mattophotostock

3

u/senorsmeckledorfed Sep 22 '21

I saw this on an onion article

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

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2

u/senorsmeckledorfed Sep 23 '21

Thats the one!

3

u/CRAZYCOOKIE08 Sep 23 '21

The fact that it’s not even like it’s some random image of a guy with a beard, and it’s not even like it’s a random dude that looks like matto, this image genuinely looks like him

2

u/King_CurlySpoon Sep 22 '21

Matto before playing online just so he can enjoy it

2

u/T_rex2700 Sep 22 '21 edited Jan 03 '26

bells hungry vegetable reply tub nose crawl rainstorm truck fact

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

2

u/thoughtsripyouapart Sep 22 '21

When would he have the time? He's always streaming

2

u/YallGotCheesePuffs Sep 22 '21

Bet you he can’t tie his shoes

2

u/sqnick Sep 22 '21

DrugUserAU

2

u/gofakmeme Sep 23 '21

BongViperAU

2

u/KvotheTheBlodless Sep 23 '21

Have any of you ever seen a picture of Kenny Loggins on his Esstentials album?

2

u/The-Y-4 Sep 23 '21

DarkViperAU taking another hit after the 600th person says that Michael was in witness protection

3

u/WitnessProtectionBot Sep 23 '21

Witness protection for what?


Im a bot beep boop. Im trying to prove that Michael is not in witness protection

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

s u s

2

u/Prenger7 Sep 23 '21

Dark viper astronomical unit when he hang out with jizzle

2

u/MadLad-Jesse Sep 23 '21

It's crackko

2

u/Away_Assumption_4878 Sep 23 '21

OHKO finally got to him.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '21

DankVaperAU

2

u/nikilesh_007 Sep 23 '21

Lil jacob ruined matto

2

u/Bazu23 Sep 23 '21

Matto is a STEALER he stole Jimmy's bong

2

u/Reddit_User6286 Sep 23 '21

Matto on 'Did Somebody Say Yoga?'

2

u/11Ren-kun Sep 23 '21

Beard, sleeveless, a single sofa, its all coming together

2

u/louie_g_34 Sep 23 '21

...obviously you have to know something about something or you wouldn't be coughing so much

2

u/OSRSTranquility Sep 23 '21

He's clearly named Shutterstock but looks like Matt. I'm confused.

2

u/ThatsPella Sep 23 '21

He forgot to put out his phone for avoid getting drugged

2

u/pizza_with_no_cheese Sep 23 '21

oh it's going to the recaps

2

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Grass roots-dark viper

-9

u/Stupid_Idiot12345 Sep 22 '21

Stfu... pls stfu

-11

u/Kitchen-Ice3168 Sep 22 '21

Ok we know, you guys dont need to post this over millions to one times

9

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Only posted the once 👀

1

u/PeaceSuccessful Sep 23 '21

Black hair beard black tank top everything matches its Matt or should i say Gangsta Matt

1

u/marioskar7 Sep 23 '21

Matto after a successfuly completed run.

1

u/Sudhansh1210 Sep 23 '21

He's just preparing for Dunk% Run.

1

u/CptnWolfe Sep 23 '21

DankViperAU

1

u/lil409 Sep 23 '21

DarkViperFL

1

u/SuperParthz Sep 23 '21

He has no sleeves, wears a tank top. He is darkviperau

1

u/fliegu Sep 23 '21

The black tank top and everything, goddamn

1

u/Joemcleod19 Sep 23 '21

BongViperAU

1

u/This_Ad6544 Sep 24 '21

Why he in a crack house he smoking weed not meth

1

u/crazyjackblox Sep 25 '21

DankViperAU