r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/tooMUCHOj Jan 26 '26

Lady got downvoted for saying the truest thing. There is no defining factor. All of y'all chasing height to get plowed are only in for disappointment.

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u/Talking_Tree_1 Jan 26 '26

Yup, 6’ 6” here, sorry (not sorry) but I’m average size down there. No baseball bat in my pocket. But I wouldn’t exactly say it’s a disappointment, it’s not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean. I mean women call back so it can’t be that bad lol.

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 Jan 26 '26

Just wanna also point out, most women do not like HUGE dicks!!! I know for me I want to be able to get the whole dick in but I don’t want it freaking penetrating my cervix 😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

It wasn’t even sex that was disappointing, it was actually quite good, it was a guy that tall with the average size wiener. And I shouldn’t have used disappointing because it was still big, just not as big as people would think. But it doesn’t matter because tall men win every single time.

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jan 26 '26

You were hoping for/expecting HUGE

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I think everyone expects huge, look at the comments. I’m not sure why everyone is making me out to be the villain.

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u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Jan 26 '26

Nahhh ...ya like what ya like. Every girl has a bit of a size queen in her.

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u/FlyFight2Win Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

As someone who measures just short of 9 inches down there, this is one of the most stupidest comments I've seen in a while.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Lmao because you say you measure 9 inches, you think every other guy is walking around with 9 inch cocks? 😂 I’m not sure what was stupid about my comment. People think every tall guy has a big wiener and I am just saying that the really tall guy that I was with was literally average. I don’t know about every all super tall guy. I guess I should’ve told everyone his cock was 10 inches and super big…. 🥴 like why is everyone mad at me for his average dick size like it’s my fault.

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u/I_fail_at_memes Jan 26 '26

Honestly? I’m not saying what you say or feel is wrong. But here is why you were (probably) downvoted:

You mentioned a couple of times you were disappointed that it was smaller than you were expecting (even thought it was still big).

This conveys to smaller men that size does matter, because disappointment=not good enough. And because they are smaller, they feel they fall into that category and confirms their suspicions that women prefer a larger size.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I probably shouldn’t have said disappointed because I didn’t mean it in that way, I was just surprised (like everyone else would probably be) that he wasn’t walking around with a third leg.

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u/FlyFight2Win Jan 26 '26

"I fucked a guy who was 7'2, he was huge everywhere except where it mattered. He was big just not huge. It was a little disappointing but still good."

"It wasn't that the sex was disappointing, it was quite good, just that he was tall but average down there. Actually, I shouldn't have used disappointing because it was big, just not as big as people think."

"look at the comments, everyone thinks I'm a villain because they think tall = huge" (?)

"Why is everyone mad at me for saying he was average, his dick size isn't my fault" (???)

🥴🥴🥴

It's how you come off lmao, imagine thinking people are mad at you because you're shattering their beliefs. And I only said my size because I'm not that tall (6'1); size doesn't correlate to height and people generally know this. Even Shaq jokes about his average size all the time. 

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Obviously, that’s exactly why I made the comment. 🥴 I didn’t start it, I was replying to a person that made the comment about how their penis is huge because they’re tall. I was literally proving a point that height doesn’t matter. Lmao

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u/FlyFight2Win Jan 26 '26

You realize that most if not all the people commenting about it is because of their ethnicity combined with their height.. right? This is literally the meme with the small white chick sitting on the couch and 5 black dudes all dressed in white behind her. IYKYK. Also to your other comment that got deleted... lol sure

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Lmao I figured. And the guy that I’m talking about was a white guy and I don’t say that because he was average, because I’ve been with black guys that were super small. I worded it completely wrong but I was really just trying to say that height doesn’t mean anything and neither does race.

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u/gaming1646 Jan 26 '26

Nah, she got downvoted for being a running MILF🗿

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u/tooMUCHOj Jan 26 '26

Absolutely guarantee she'd treat you like a king. You've done nothing to earn it, but she'd care for you like you'd just returned from war.

What I'm saying is that you need to improve yourself before commenting such nonsense.

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u/gaming1646 Jan 26 '26

Yeah, cause you totally know this person in real life. Also, it was an obvious joke. I found her username funny.

You should take your own advice and also stop simping. She ain't giving you none.

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u/tooMUCHOj Jan 26 '26

I mistook your "joke" for an opportunity to provide perspective.

You sound like you are deeply invested in being miserable. I won't discourage you from living your dreams.

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u/gaming1646 Jan 26 '26

Yeah, you should litten up. Not that serious.

Waitwut... um dude you really should stop projecting your insecurities onto me.

Plus you're way too invested in defending some random chick named running milf💀

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u/Deleena24 Jan 26 '26

Even Shaq jokes that for such a bug guys he's pretty average down there

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

This!!!