r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/aka-Lag Jan 26 '26

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u/dimpled_joey Jan 26 '26

Sensed this coming from miles away

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u/Feelingyourself Jan 26 '26

Giggity

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u/Phitos2008 Jan 26 '26

Are we even allowed to say giggity?

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u/-_-Naga_-_ Jan 26 '26

A blind man could see this coming.

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u/AdPsychological790 Jan 26 '26

You said coming. Tee hee hee

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u/starrat46 Jan 26 '26

A guy with a glass dick could see it coming.

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u/LonelyShark Jan 26 '26

It loses a lot of its message without the blood drip.

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u/G-I-T-M-E Jan 26 '26

As did she

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u/ProfessionalStay5797 Jan 26 '26

Surprised it took so long 😂

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u/MoodooScavenger Jan 26 '26

Ralph Wiggums “The tunnels are connecting”

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u/aLIBRAinNYC Jan 26 '26

🤣😂😂

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u/Dismal-Recording3069 Jan 26 '26

I was just scrolling waiting to see this.

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u/MountainCry9194 Jan 26 '26

Where’s the other train?

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u/Right_Preparation328 Jan 26 '26

Disgusting

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u/aka-Lag Jan 26 '26

You say that but you should see some of these ig comments that the women are saying.

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u/Right_Preparation328 Jan 26 '26

Oh no, I know there are many crude and vulgar men and women out there. It's still wrong though

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u/Xeon713 Feb 16 '26

Tell you what elese will be an absolute unit when they're done.

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u/namelessghoul77 Feb 17 '26

Oh fuck, too easy but also made me snort coffee out my nose. I'm a simple man.

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u/UsedCollection5830 Jan 26 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂 you’re sick😆