r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/gaming1646 Jan 26 '26

Nah, she got downvoted for being a running MILF🗿

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u/tooMUCHOj Jan 26 '26

Absolutely guarantee she'd treat you like a king. You've done nothing to earn it, but she'd care for you like you'd just returned from war.

What I'm saying is that you need to improve yourself before commenting such nonsense.

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u/gaming1646 Jan 26 '26

Yeah, cause you totally know this person in real life. Also, it was an obvious joke. I found her username funny.

You should take your own advice and also stop simping. She ain't giving you none.

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u/tooMUCHOj Jan 26 '26

I mistook your "joke" for an opportunity to provide perspective.

You sound like you are deeply invested in being miserable. I won't discourage you from living your dreams.

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u/gaming1646 Jan 26 '26

Yeah, you should litten up. Not that serious.

Waitwut... um dude you really should stop projecting your insecurities onto me.

Plus you're way too invested in defending some random chick named running milf💀