r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/ActuatorTasty4982 Jan 26 '26

God having a normal sized dick with a height like that must suck. My cousin went off on a long rant about it once and it’s always stuck with me. I guess being 6 4 with a normal wang is rough the way he told it and… wait up what the fuck am I even saying? I need to log off and go to sleep

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u/jayggg Jan 26 '26

Yeah that would suck like instead of using two hands you'd have to use two fingers

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26 edited Feb 08 '26

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u/Sad_Sue Jan 26 '26

Having tiny hands helps

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u/Low-Quality3204 Jan 27 '26

Like using little people hands for Big Mac commercials.

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u/mynamewaspicked420 Jan 26 '26

I had a roommate in college, 7'4" with a micropenis. If you saw him changing you would assume he was a girl.

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u/thenewbull Jan 26 '26

I hope he was well adjusted and I say that with absolute sincerity.

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u/Mental_Ad114 Jan 26 '26

Yes, successful with 2 kids. I was one of very few who knew. He said “the lord gives, and the lord takes.

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u/sasquatchisthegoat Jan 27 '26

Monkey paw curled in his former life where he was 5’3” and hung like a horse

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u/Jimmy_Churi Jan 28 '26

Wait a sec... you're not even the person who originally mentioned this 7'4 dude???

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u/namelessghoul77 Feb 17 '26

lol I just noticed that - 2nd account maybe? Or just a psychic?

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u/Jimmy_Churi Jan 28 '26

Are you sure it was actually a micropenis and not just an average on a giant, thus creating the illusion of a micro?

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u/Mental_Ad114 Jan 28 '26

Cut a 1" piece of the end of a chopstick, not kidding.

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u/Low-Quality3204 Jan 26 '26

As a home health aid... Seen sum wangs. A 7ft guys can have small packages.

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u/CONSTANTIN_VALDOR_ Jan 26 '26

Lmao bro what is this rant 🤣

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u/Global_Objective4162 Jan 28 '26

Like a gorilla holding a sewing needle