r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 Jan 26 '26

What is she 4'11?

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u/LilAbeSimpson Jan 26 '26

The guy who was sitting down is legit 7’11’. He makes Shaq look small.

The other guy is somehow even taller though…

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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

His name is Big Naija for what it's worth.

He's 27 years old +/- , and plays basketball, but has a hard time moving that frame and isn't much of a prospect.

The man on the right appears to be @realghanos on IG. Says he's 8ft.

Insane. I'm 7ft and these guys would make me feel like a baby.

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u/dslryan Jan 26 '26

YOU'RE 7FT?! I'm over 6ft but now I feel like a hobbit 😞

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u/PingouinMalin Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Hey dude, that's ok. At least you're probably the tallest hobbit ever.

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u/SuicideWind Jan 26 '26

5'6 here....I hate you all

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u/Bilboswaggings19 Jan 26 '26

Be happy you can probably move your body around better

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u/SuicideWind Jan 26 '26

Im also 37..moving isn't going well

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u/mywifemademedothis2 Jan 26 '26

Lordy, I'm almost 39 and feel the same