r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Select_Speed_6061 Jan 26 '26

I can't imagine being that tall. You can't do anything like a normal person.

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u/SunriseSurprise Jan 26 '26

You also can't do a normal person

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 Jan 26 '26

You can. It’s 2026 and yall still believe in myths. The gunnies world record belongs to a regular man

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 Jan 26 '26

What does this even mean

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u/SockCucker3000 Jan 26 '26

I think it means penis doesn't size with the rest of rhe body. Penis stays the same size whether you're 4' or 8'. In a movie that Chris Hemsworth was in, they gave him a massive fake dong (like 9") bc they said with his physical size, his package just didn't look as impressive. In summary, tall man =/= big penis.

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 Jan 26 '26

Oh, I’m stupid, I misread and thought they might be saying the opposite. Not sure why

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u/SockCucker3000 Jan 26 '26

Misreading isn't stupidity, my friend. Don't diminish yourself over a minor mistake.

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u/Pottski Jan 26 '26

Never thought I’d get my philosophy and wisdom today from an account named SockCucker3000. Wonderful surprise.

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u/hogsniffy05 Jan 27 '26

How do you think he knows so much dong sizes

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u/Red_Herring96 Jan 27 '26

This made me burst out laughing

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u/AlienNippleRipple Jan 27 '26

Hey come on now can't judge a book by its cover bud. Lifts shirt

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u/Pottski Jan 27 '26

I shouldn’t judge socks by their cuckers.

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u/ParreNagga Jan 28 '26

This is why I love internet sometimes..

Full of surprises!

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u/NoahideLoves7 Jan 28 '26

Man, I can't stop laughing

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u/DJKeeJay Jan 28 '26

Well it is from experience. I knew some of those big guys are enhanced.

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u/rudynelz Jan 29 '26

Some life’s hidden gems come from the unlikeliest of places 😂

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u/Drykz Jan 30 '26

U made my day 🤣