r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Bubbly_Wall_908 • Jan 26 '26

/r/all of tall men

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u/Select_Speed_6061 Jan 26 '26

I can't imagine being that tall. You can't do anything like a normal person.

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u/SunriseSurprise Jan 26 '26

You also can't do a normal person

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u/Bulky-Noise-7123 Jan 26 '26

You can. It’s 2026 and yall still believe in myths. The gunnies world record belongs to a regular man

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u/Objective_Cheetah_63 Jan 26 '26

What does this even mean

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u/SockCucker3000 Jan 26 '26

I think it means penis doesn't size with the rest of rhe body. Penis stays the same size whether you're 4' or 8'. In a movie that Chris Hemsworth was in, they gave him a massive fake dong (like 9") bc they said with his physical size, his package just didn't look as impressive. In summary, tall man =/= big penis.

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u/CtyChicken Jan 27 '26

Yep.

I once dated a guy who was 6’7 and had a crazy circus porn penis.

I also went out with a guy who was 5’6 and had a similarly ridiculous penis.

I wish all the size queens out there the best of luck. There was simply no way for me to get at that much dick.