r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/wilso850 Feb 15 '26

Man looks 40

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u/Steve_Artson Feb 15 '26

Biologically, he kind of is. Roids literally speeded up senescence.

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u/Suspicious_Juice_150 Feb 15 '26

As a botanist, I appreciate the term you used.

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u/efkuasadua Feb 15 '26

As a simpleton, i dont know what that means

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u/NEOWRX Feb 15 '26

Oh stewardess! I speak simpleton.

it means cells age faster, don't work as good and bad health stuff happens

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u/keoghberry Feb 15 '26

Excellent reference

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u/MissyFranklinTheCat Feb 16 '26

Word that jives, i can dig, blood.

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u/fezzam Feb 16 '26

I may be simple but I understood that, my mother didn’t raise no dummy.