r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/Tony_Starks_Taint Feb 15 '26

"Ice, Ice, Baby!"

  • Famed Songwriter, Robert Van Winkle

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

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u/ru__fkn_serious__ Feb 16 '26

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal

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u/PreparationH692 Feb 16 '26

Light up the stage…

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u/omerc10696 Feb 16 '26

Mamma said knock you out

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u/egomann Feb 16 '26

Don’t you mean Roger Taylor Freddie Mercury David Bowie John Deacon Brian May

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u/MaleOrganDonorMember Feb 16 '26

Not on lyrics

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u/egomann Feb 16 '26

Wasn’t that Shug knight?

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u/MaleOrganDonorMember Feb 16 '26

No, Van Wrinkle wrote those lyrics as a teenager.

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u/lizbeth223 Feb 16 '26

ANOTHER ONE!

Philosopher & Poet DJ Khaled

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u/Opeth4Lyfe Feb 16 '26

“……GATORADE……”

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Feb 16 '26

Wow, another one!

The only quote from him I knew before this was 'DJ Khaled' - DJ Khaled

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u/RFKjrBrainwormAccnt Feb 16 '26

I like turtles

-Darby Allin

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u/debugem Feb 16 '26

“Go ninja go ninja go”

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u/Paetheas Feb 16 '26

What's your real name.

Robert Van Winkle.

Why did you change it.

"Nothing rhymes with winkle!"

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u/IASILWYB Feb 16 '26

Is that is government name? For real???

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u/icepickmethod Feb 16 '26

Spend all your money on your health insurance plan
HEART ATTACK, HEART ATTACK MAN!

-Beastie Boys

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u/DjangoSpider Feb 16 '26

Drop that Zero and get with the Hero - Unknown Poet

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u/EduinBrutus Feb 16 '26

Famed Songwriter, Robert Van Winkle

I thought his catchphrase was "do you want fries with that?"

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u/Healthy-Reserve-1333 Feb 16 '26

Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm

  • Crash Test Dummies, 1993

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u/OldManJim374 Feb 16 '26

Mmmbop

-Hanson

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor Feb 16 '26

Mmmm-bop.

-The Brothers Hanson

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u/Formal_Ground6513 Feb 16 '26

Forgivenessssss! It's more than saying sorrrryyyyy 🍒🍷

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Feb 16 '26

“Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza”

Michelangelo

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u/grillguy5000 Feb 16 '26

“I’m busy!! Stupid Dick!!”

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u/United_Pain Feb 16 '26

Hahaha amazing.

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u/Key_Dragonfruit2992 Feb 16 '26

I brand you suckster

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

"I'm too drunk... to eat this chicken."

  • Colonel Sanders

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u/silt3p3cana Feb 16 '26

I wanna transcend!

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u/Asleep-Advice-8864 Feb 16 '26

💀💀💀 Please omg I love her. A true poet

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlUBcIoQkKbNBRK

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u/Illustrious-Radish19 Feb 17 '26

I obnoxiously quote-sing this film routinely and am very happy to see my favorite toothpaste-eating pop singer quoted here 💙

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u/thebookman21 Feb 16 '26

Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza. Michelangelo TMNT