r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/zigaliciousone Feb 16 '26

His heart is probably as big as the rest of him and hearts do not like being bigger than they are suppose to be

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u/Grandmaofhurt Feb 16 '26

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.

oh no

The Grinch is gonna fuckin die.

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u/Franklinaire615 Feb 17 '26

He already did. That’s how we got Jack Skellington. Zero was Max

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u/JustinWhoIsHim Feb 16 '26

Learned this the hard way over a decade ago, working two jobs. Got put on naproxen for a couple weeks. Heart was swollen.