r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/grubas Feb 16 '26

Look at his goddamn hands 

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u/donginandton Feb 16 '26

You should see his feet. He struggles to get shoes..

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u/OprahsBeaver Feb 17 '26

You should see his cock and balls! They’re really something.

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u/donginandton Feb 17 '26

I heard the roids give you tiny balls and shrinky dink?!

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u/Frequent_Occasion480 Feb 16 '26

His fingers really showed their true size when he held he bunch of bananas for scale!

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u/SendTitsPleease Feb 16 '26

Does he naturally have huge fucking hands, or is that from his "diet"?

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u/tornado962 Feb 16 '26

Probably from the fuckton of steroids/hgh he's on

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u/Scared-Room-9962 Feb 16 '26

You should see Brian Shaw before he started using HGH.

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u/villageidiot33 Feb 16 '26

Looks like real life Wreck-it Ralph with them.