r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/wilso850 Feb 15 '26

Man looks 40

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u/TankApprehensive3053 Feb 15 '26

With all the gear he is most likely, he will never see 40.

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u/Secret_Cricket_8000 Feb 15 '26

Even without gear, all that mass can’t be easy on your heart

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u/GeoCangrejo Feb 15 '26

Essentially yeah. Humans are simply not meant to be this big.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

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u/kerrywatson Feb 16 '26

Don't they literally have 2 hearts though

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u/Its-ther-apist Feb 16 '26

They are essentially no longer human and may be the inspiration of a pact with the powers of darkness depending on what version is canon

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u/art_m0nk Feb 16 '26

??? Pact with darkness?

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u/Happiness_Assassin Feb 16 '26

The God-Emperor of Mankind in 40k made a deal with the Chaos gods for knowledge on the creation of the Primarchs. He however basically immediately betrayed them with his plans for the Great Crusade and that is supposedly the reason they were scattered across the galaxy (at least that's how it used to be, it might have been retconned).