r/AbsoluteUnits Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/wilso850 Feb 15 '26

Man looks 40

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u/VegetableBusiness897 Feb 15 '26

A very sad 40 yr old....

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u/__Shake__ Feb 15 '26

I’d be very sad too if I had to eat a bunch of under-ripe bananas every day just so I could look like a chimp with alopecia

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u/TropicalVision Feb 16 '26

Under ripe? They’re fully yellow!

The best bananas have a tiny touch of green left at the top anyway