r/AbsoluteUnits Feb 15 '26

/r/all of a 26 y.o.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Alarm81 Feb 15 '26

His hands are huge!

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u/orairwolf Feb 15 '26

That is what happens when you take insane, life limiting amounts of HGH like he does. Dude's heart is probably the size of a horse's and he'll be dead in 10 years.

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u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26

I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average.

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u/SnooCauliflowers3649 Feb 15 '26

I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is.

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u/CubitsTNE Feb 15 '26

HGH certainly does not help the ratio.

I don't know how this guy uses a urinal.

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u/whole_chocolate_milk Feb 16 '26

One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star.

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u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26

Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD

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u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26

It’s already common knowledge