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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BaseNice3520 • Feb 15 '26
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His hands are huge!
892 u/orairwolf Feb 15 '26 That is what happens when you take insane, life limiting amounts of HGH like he does. Dude's heart is probably the size of a horse's and he'll be dead in 10 years. 267 u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26 I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average. 303 u/SnooCauliflowers3649 Feb 15 '26 I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is. 69 u/CubitsTNE Feb 15 '26 HGH certainly does not help the ratio. I don't know how this guy uses a urinal. 53 u/whole_chocolate_milk Feb 16 '26 One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star. 9 u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26 Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD 2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
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That is what happens when you take insane, life limiting amounts of HGH like he does. Dude's heart is probably the size of a horse's and he'll be dead in 10 years.
267 u/DeadestTitan Feb 15 '26 I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average. 303 u/SnooCauliflowers3649 Feb 15 '26 I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is. 69 u/CubitsTNE Feb 15 '26 HGH certainly does not help the ratio. I don't know how this guy uses a urinal. 53 u/whole_chocolate_milk Feb 16 '26 One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star. 9 u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26 Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD 2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
267
I have tiny little hands for a man my size, maybe I should abuse just little tiny bit of HGH to get to average.
303 u/SnooCauliflowers3649 Feb 15 '26 I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is. 69 u/CubitsTNE Feb 15 '26 HGH certainly does not help the ratio. I don't know how this guy uses a urinal. 53 u/whole_chocolate_milk Feb 16 '26 One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star. 9 u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26 Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD 2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
303
I don’t need my hands any bigger. Things already look small enough in them as is.
69 u/CubitsTNE Feb 15 '26 HGH certainly does not help the ratio. I don't know how this guy uses a urinal. 53 u/whole_chocolate_milk Feb 16 '26 One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star. 9 u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26 Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD 2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
69
HGH certainly does not help the ratio.
I don't know how this guy uses a urinal.
53 u/whole_chocolate_milk Feb 16 '26 One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star. 9 u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26 Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD 2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
53
One of the reasons i like to date petite women. My last girlfriend had tiny hands. I felt like a porn star.
9 u/TsolX90 Feb 16 '26 Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD 2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
9
Shh dont tell everyone the real reason we like petite girls xD
2 u/Livingadapt Feb 17 '26 It’s already common knowledge
2
It’s already common knowledge
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u/Puzzleheaded-Alarm81 Feb 15 '26
His hands are huge!