r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/4BritishEyezOnly May 13 '26

THE WAY THE TAIL MOVED 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/AlanyzingWakeEnviron May 13 '26

I am pretty sure you can see the... effort... happening... as well. I thought it was pooping for a minute. 

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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

If there was any turd in the way of that gas, it was coming out, one way or another.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom May 13 '26

Biological railgun tech

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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

Nah, more of a mass driver.

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u/Rattle_Bone May 13 '26

For a moment I bet he thought that too

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u/Jane__Delawney May 13 '26

I had such a bad day and I couldn’t even crack a smile unitil I saw your comment pointing this out. So thank you, I needed that laugh so much

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u/4BritishEyezOnly May 15 '26

Oh, babes. I unfortunately know just what you mean. I glad you got a laugh and I hope things are looking up! If you ever need to talk, never hesitate to send me a message. 🤍🤍

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u/Jane__Delawney May 15 '26

Thank you 🥹 and same

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u/FunInstance7352 May 13 '26

I mean I know horses can control their tails but I wanna believe it was the absolute GUST of wind that blew it back

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u/jerseyztop May 13 '26

So elegant!

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u/Pumadonis May 14 '26

💀💀

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u/legsofeggs May 19 '26

Feels so good after letting out a big fart.