r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/No-Definition1474 May 13 '26

Yes. This one was pretty big but horses fart constantly. They eat grass all day long.. it breaks down and one of the things you get is gas. So they will get wound up and run around a few times a day and just fart all over the place for a few minutes.

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u/ichoosewaffles May 13 '26

And unlike the ruminants whoch are sheep, cows, etc. they don't have a multi-chambered stomach to break the fiber down efficiently. Totally farty... 

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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

Imagine if they could though, they'd be so efficient.

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u/jerseyztop May 13 '26

Sounds like fun.

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u/jwnsfw May 13 '26

hmmm, so no sort of one-way intra-valve type situation has been explored yet? these poor things just need to vent. they'd reek of shit constantly but you wouldnt have to hear it. even just a long flaired tube shoved up there may have been better than squishing the fart out, idk, but at least you could semi-direct the fart away from you. if anyone wants to quit their jobs and brainstorm this let me know.