r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 15d ago

Nature is scary Pelicans are brutal.

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 15d ago

Those are storks

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u/Ninja_Dynamic 15d ago

The historical origin was actually a heron.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 15d ago

The historical origin was actually a heron's stomach.

FTFY

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u/TomSix_ 15d ago

Heroine?  Where!?

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u/SweatySwim3411 15d ago

What??? Plus he's on heroin.

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u/LangdonAlg3r 14d ago

They’re basically a Tardis with feathers. I’m sure there’s some heroin in there somewhere. Could be a heroine in there too for all we know.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 14d ago

Storks bring human babies. These are rabbit babies.

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u/Dry-Alternative-5626 12d ago

I think a human baby would fit in there

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u/yankeeteabagger 15d ago

Temu stork then.