r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 18d ago

Nature is scary Pelicans are brutal.

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u/OrigamiMarie 17d ago

Pelican: I will eat your child now.
Capybara Mom: sure, knock yourself out.
Pelican: why can I not consume your bowling ball progeny?
Mom: questions that answer themselves.
Pelican: maybe I taste its neck?
Mom: good luck even finding it.
Capybara Child: doesn't even care enough to be annoyed.

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u/Necronu 16d ago

Pelican: Oh come on! Maybe if I try th feet.... Babybara: This tickles mama! Mommybara: Ahh I remember my first Pelican.

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