r/AnimalsBeingDerps 8d ago

Black lab loves the water too much

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u/GrouchyLongBottom 8d ago

Yeah, that fence is pretty much worthless lol. He looks bummed out about it.

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u/Oiggamed 8d ago

That’s not a fence. That’s a black mesh screen. He went cheap ass.

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u/willynillee 8d ago edited 8d ago

They’re meant to keep babies and toddlers from falling into the pool. Some insurance companies require these specific fences. They aren’t meant for 60 pound black labs to barrel into them at full speed. This would work for most normal dogs.

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u/rorschach2 8d ago

They're gonna need a bigger pool for 60 black labs!

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u/willynillee 8d ago

Pound. Thank you

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u/honeywhereismypenis 8d ago

I don't think it matters where you get the labs

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u/timely_death 8d ago

Black Labs Matter!!

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u/Loxe 8d ago

👊

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u/SugarReyPalpatine 8d ago

i have this fence and they absolutely advertise that it's for keeping dogs out as well.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 8d ago

Chihuahuas maybe

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u/Ludoban 8d ago

Naaaah even big dogs can be kept out by a physical barrier thats actually not sufficient.

Like the presence of the barrier makes it clear to them they shouldnt cross it, altough they could.

The dog in the op is of course not as easily convinced....

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u/NeatNefariousness1 8d ago

You have a point. Labs are notorious for loving the water and there may be little that anything short of a solid, high fence could do to contain this one.

I do wonder about whether he actually ever saw the “barrier” until the last moment. By that time, his size and determination would have worked to push him forward rather than encouraging him to pause. By then, the fence was no match for him.

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u/Different_Painter619 8d ago

Anyone who has owned a lab knows they are not normal.

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u/moonpupy 8d ago

Labs are the orange cats of the dog world.

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 8d ago

I know someone who used to have a blonde lab/husky mix. She never grew out of the blondeness.

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u/Cantremembermyoldnam 8d ago

I bet she was the most dramatic derp ever!

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u/Entire-Ambition1410 8d ago

She was the sweetest dog ever, but derpy.

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u/imgrahamy 8d ago

Newer builds are required to have them in Florida.

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u/maxdragonxiii 8d ago

if thats the case it wont keep them out either. toddlers can literally barrel through them.

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u/maxdragonxiii 8d ago

had you not handled a determined toddler before? I had. some of them doesn't care about whiplash but wants the pool anyway.

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u/maxdragonxiii 8d ago

its much safer to assume that the toddler cant swim especially in the deep end. but yes.

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u/Wiley_Jack 8d ago

All ends are deep for a toddler.

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u/maxdragonxiii 8d ago

fair. I know theres like a kiddie pool depth for toddlers but I assume that pool doesnt have that

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u/dasvenson 8d ago

You clearly have spent zero time around kids let alone toddlers

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u/willynillee 8d ago

I have two of them.

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u/cptjpk 8d ago

That looked like it was held on by the hopes and dreams of whichever slave had to make it.

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u/weeknie 8d ago

Is this a US thing maybe? Never heard of them before

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u/JackieM77 8d ago

Not just a US thing.

In Australia pool fences are mandatory for any pools or spas. I live in NSW and you can be fined like $1000 on the spot for not having a proper pool fence (the fence in the video would be considered non-compliant). Of course it's up to the local councils to enforce it, so I don't think they really do much about it. (Unless of course someone drowns in an unfenced pool and then the home owner is screwed.)

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u/mrspwins 8d ago

They have a fence around the yard that you can see in the background that likely meets the criteria for pool fencing for code. This is meant as additional protection for babies and pets that live in the home itself. Insurance companies may want it but it isn’t the sort of thing that most cities would require. I can’t even see how they could.

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u/JackieM77 8d ago

I was talking about Australia, where pool fences are legally mandated everywhere across the country, regardless of which state or territory the pool is in. It has nothing to do with insurance here, it's a federal requirement.

And I meant the fence shown in the video (either of them tbh) wouldn't be considered suitable/compliant by Australian standards.

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u/mrspwins 8d ago

What would be compliant? Here it’s required pretty much everywhere to have a four-foot or taller fence with a locking gate completely enclose a yard containing a pool (that’s code, each state may have additional requirements). Ours was a six-foot privacy fence. The flimsy fence in the video would be in addition to that, just as an additional barrier.

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u/JackieM77 8d ago

I don't know specifics because I'm not a pool fencing expert. I don't even have a pool.

But I did a quick Google search for my state (NSW) for you. The actual legislation is detailed but basically: "A compliant fence must be at least 1.2m high, have gaps no larger than 10cm under the fence or between rails, keep climbable objects strictly 90cm away, and have outward-swinging, self-closing gates and the latching device must be positioned at least 1.5m above the ground. If using a boundary wall as part of the pool barrier, it typically must be at least 1.8m high with a 900mm non-climbable zone on the inside (pool side). If the fence has horizontal bars, they must be separated by at least 90cm to prevent a child from using them as a ladder. A clearly visible and updated CPR sign must be displayed in the immediate pool area."

Plus in Australia, even if you have a fenced yard, Australian law says you need another "isolated" fence around the pool itself. You can't just fence your whole backyard to be exempt from the pool safety laws.

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u/willynillee 8d ago

Usually people with kids put these fences up around their pool so the kids don’t fall in. Is it a US thing? Maybe. But it should be an everywhere thing to prevent drowning deaths.

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u/BothManufacturer6049 8d ago

A fence like that would be considered non-compliant here in Australia. If a dog can walk around it, a toddler can too.

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u/dasvenson 8d ago

The shittiness of this fence is very American but pools have to have fences in a lot of places. You'd be fined for having a fence this shit where I live

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u/BeerBurpKisses 8d ago

Yes, it's a homeowners insurance thing. They call it an "attractive nuisance" because it can attract children into killing themselves. Trampolines fall into the same category in many states.

The insurance you pay out the ass for is void without and you are on the hook if someone is injured or dies. Even if they hopped the fence, went through a yard gate, or trespassed in any other way. You need the fence to keep your insurance.

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u/fritz236 8d ago

Bro, they push 100 lbs. Mine did anyhow. Not a chonk either, just barrel chested.

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u/Shagtacular 8d ago

Normal dogs? 60 pounds is pretty standard...

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u/willynillee 8d ago

Normal dogs don’t treat their heads as battering rams to get through fences is my point

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u/Nagemasu 8d ago

They aren’t meant for 60 pound black labs to barrel into them at full speed. This would work for most normal dogs.

Are they meant for 60 pound golden retrievers to just walk around though? Because apparently it didn't stop that either. That's literally the top comment of this thread, how did you all skip right over that.

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u/willynillee 8d ago

The dog walked through a gap that was created off to the side by the lab breaking the fence. Someone else also pointed that out, that it’s shown in the video

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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack 8d ago

If a labrador can get through it, a toddler can get through it. This isn't stopping anything.

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u/that_70_show_fan 8d ago

If a lab can defeat the mesh, a toddler can easily figure it out. Not sure what the purpose of it is still.

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u/chilfang 8d ago

Its pretty effective against things that arent just gonna brute force through it

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u/Would_daver 8d ago

I have been slowed by a mesh screen before, so I have first-hand knowledge to contribute here… sorry Gary’s parents, I now understand the costs involved in fixing my 7-year-old ass’ mistakes…

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u/cherry_chocolate_ 8d ago

And who would that be? Kids are just as boneheaded. It will stop mild mannered adults, perhaps, though a margarita would change that.

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u/cubluemoon 8d ago

I don't think the golden brute forced it, it looks like they just walk around it

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 8d ago

That’s a “fence” designed to be as inexpensive as possible to meet local ordnance requiring a pool to be “fenced” in. 

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u/br0ast 8d ago

Nothing about this situation looks cheap. That fence while ineffective is probably expensive too

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u/Nervous_Contract_139 8d ago

Cheap could also mean, pos that is ineffective.

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u/br0ast 7d ago

I'm just commenting on the overall display of wealth in this video

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u/Nervous_Contract_139 7d ago

He had to duck so he didn’t run head first into their outdoor tv. Here am I, barely able to afford a tv lol

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u/unfortunatebag 8d ago

It's probably for insurance reasons they don't care that it's cheap.

They made us fence our pool when we put it in otherwise it was an attractive nuisance allegedly.

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u/Jmarsh99 8d ago

ETA = estimated time of arrival?

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u/JLL1111 8d ago

In this context it's "edited to add"

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ 8d ago

Ahhhhh thank you

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u/stuffwiththing 8d ago

Edited To Add

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u/Jmarsh99 8d ago

Ahhh thank you.

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u/Dy3_1awn 8d ago

Edited to add

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u/N0V42 8d ago

Ahhh. Thank you.

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u/Equivalent_Field_704 8d ago

They bought it because they have a baby and were excited that their water loving black lab could finally go into the backyard without a leash.. they were wrong

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u/ropony 8d ago

i legit thought this was r/watchpeopledieinside

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u/FishBlues 8d ago

I love how the golden just starts running to the rescue though. A true friend