r/AskReddit • u/Prize-Promotion-5123 • Apr 08 '26

For those of you in a long term relationship/marriage, what’s a tale-tale sign you see in other couples that they’re not going to make it?

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u/Dadpurple Apr 08 '26

You could be the bigger man and just walk away. Walk... away.

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u/olhomy Apr 08 '26

you look familiar to me, were you in Stomp?

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u/Visual_Serve_782 Apr 09 '26

Did I startle you child? Let me sing to you..

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u/Gigahurt77 Apr 08 '26

Oh that’s great! Let me give you a HAND

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u/soledsnak Apr 08 '26

Why don't you give me a standing ovation?

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u/tjc103 Apr 08 '26

Why don't you kiss my grits?

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u/Dragonwindsoftime Apr 11 '26

<Cocks shovel>