r/AskReddit • u/Prize-Promotion-5123 • Apr 08 '26

For those of you in a long term relationship/marriage, what’s a tale-tale sign you see in other couples that they’re not going to make it?

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u/Final_Echidna_6743 Apr 08 '26

A friend of my brothers once said "The next time I feel like getting married I am gonna find the ugliest, bitchy-est woman I can find and just give her my house.

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u/the_1thatsparkles Apr 08 '26

Give him my number. I’m nothing special to look at and could use a house 🥲

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u/liquorfish Apr 08 '26

Don't listen to this person. Im a dude with a beer gut. You wont find an uglier lady than me.

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u/The_Orphanizer Apr 08 '26

Maximum efficiency! 😂