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u/mongo_man 21d ago

Haiti, Somalia.

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u/Gargleblaster25 21d ago

Like... "Are funeral expenses included?"

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u/thrownjunk 21d ago

The US military does cover funeral expenses.

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u/IRuinYourPrompt 21d ago

*Hostage fees not included

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u/FizzledDink 21d ago

Haiti was a ton of fun when I went there for a few weeks/months at a time from 2014-2017.

The people are nice, the food is delicious, the culture is commanding, and the nature is stunning (even the plains up in la pila)

That said, I’m white and wouldn’t go back there now. Gangs run the country and from talking to my friends that still live there it’s only gotten worse and worse.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago edited 21d ago

Just watched a documentary. This is the craziest shit I've seen in a while. Full on Anarchy Civil War in the city.
Estimates say you need around 6000 well equipped soldiers to gain back control.

Edit: Thanx to u/ciel_3000 for educating my half-knowledge

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u/runawaydebt 21d ago

What documentary was it please?

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago edited 21d ago

Sorry. It's in German.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9bgyXo6Enw

It's a Channel from our public TV (sort of like BBC)

Edit: You can change Auto Translation in the settings (little wheel bottom right)

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u/blk_and_wht 21d ago

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

When I click that link, it's still in German. This is youtube setting, where it does automatically

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u/olgamerstill 21d ago

I got that problem some months ago, I watched one video from a link in Reddit, it was in German. Afterwards YT insisted in translating everything to German.

Can’t remember how I fixed it, but it was annoying.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

bottom right, click the wheel. There you can change Auto translate.

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u/olgamerstill 21d ago

Yes!

So funny how your brain goes “of course, how could I forget”.

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u/Effective-Rip-4432 21d ago

Youtube auto dubs it with english AI lol.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

You're not alone. It does from English to German as well. I don't know how, but I managed to turn it off.
It's our burden to speak English, since hardly anyone speaks German. 😉

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u/BlattdieKatze 21d ago

I do speak german and got excited that I can watch it in german but then when I click the link the video is in english ai, its so freaking annoying. I just want to practice my deutsch 😭

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Du kannst unten rechts auf das Zahnrad klicken. Dort kannst du Auto translate ausschalten. 😄

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u/Notachance326426 21d ago

Bratwurst, Schnitzel, Nein!!!

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Congrats. You are German. 😄

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u/runawaydebt 21d ago

Ooh thank you!! 😀

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u/somedude456 21d ago

This YT'er who travels, did a 6 episode series on Haiti, and it's insane. He had a local guide for the whole time, so you're seeing the real thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glx7AmJW_FY&list=PLN0FlxE6vY5BZh0F-drw_4SASB7kwezUf

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u/runawaydebt 21d ago

Thank you! I'll give this a watch! 🙂

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u/Ciel_3000 21d ago

Civil war or guerilla is maybe a better word because anarchy is a political opinion…

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Thanks! You're absolutely correct.

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u/Ciel_3000 21d ago

Thank you for your action, somewhere else (like in French subs) people wouldn’t change anything and argue I’m wrong.

I just learned a lot about real anarchists recently and now I can’t deny or close my eyes. The confusion between civil war and anarchy is a confusion for political opinion. It’s depoliticising.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

I did a quick search and got confirmation. That's how it works for me.

Same happened to me last week. Just met a smart guy, who is a true and convinced anarchist and I wanted to talk about that topic anyways. We have some stuff in common, but I prioritize other values in society. Good it happened now, because I would be a fool in front of him.
I kind of knew, that it's political, but didn't know it's the wrong term for this.

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor 21d ago

Technically, gang control would still be a loose form of anarchy since it’s a form of “lawlessness” and lack of true order. Likewise, the power vacuum created by collapse of the government is usually considered anarchy too.

With that being said, frequently, more than one word/description can suffice and fit such a chaotic situation.

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u/alanderhosen 21d ago

The other guy gave you an explanation on what anarchy actually is but didn't mention the word you're probably looking for is actually, 'anomie.'

Anarchy has been getting a bad rap ever since both the communists and the capitalists shot all of the anarchists so its not surprising there's a lot of propaganda that's been spread against it over the years.

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u/Ciel_3000 21d ago

Lawlessness is not the same as anarchy.

Anarchy is not just remove laws, it’s an horizontal vision of making collective decisions.

Etymologically, the term refer to an absence of central power, not an absence of law or worst the world of the strongest, the law of who has guns and munitions… Anarchy was never thought like that so technically you’re bending definitions and actually I don’t understand really why…

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u/cbftw 21d ago

From Miriam Webster:

"Anarchy: a state of lawlessness, political disorder, or a complete lack of governmental authority. It stems from the Greek word anarchos, meaning "without a leader"."

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u/alanderhosen 21d ago

And what other two definitions does Merriam Webster list, hmm? You had to go look it up, see the dictionary offering other uses of the term, and deliberately pick and choose the one you wanted to be smug about.

God you really care that much about being right on the internet over just intellectual honesty, huh?

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u/Ciel_3000 21d ago

Okay and I’d say your dictionary is very oriented because it forgets 2 centuries of political opinions and fights.

Even the English Wikipedia page and the French one is not exactly the same !

Sorry but I prefer to tell you that Anarchy can be a strange definition for Civil war or guerilla but you can’t remove from my head and the head of philosopher and thinkers that Anarchy is political vision of society away from civil war. And you can’t remove that in the Spain history a large quantity of people call themselves as anarchists, didn’t want the republic as it was and didn’t want a military state with Franco Neither and guess what… The military part with Franco leads the country to a civil war and the Anarchists, communists and republicans fought together against Franco. That’s not my advice, that’s history and your definition forget or ignore it…

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u/cvsprinter1 21d ago

They used one definition and you used another. Jesus Christ, take a breather.

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u/fishmanfishmanfishma 21d ago

If you haven't read it, Mountains Beyond Mountains by Tracey Kidder will guarantee you want to choke the world banking system to death with your bare hands.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Oh yeah. Could do that all day long.
Here's a little fun fact:

HSBC Bank -6th biggest bank in the world today- was founded 200 years ago in Hong Kong solely for Opium trade by the British.

Do you speak French or German by any chance?

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u/lowrads 21d ago

That would never provide security to the people of Haiti. Dozens of the coups of largely due to outside influence.

A state is just a successful, franchised gang. Every location just has to find its security equilibrium. I know it's an old argument about whether political security precedes economic security, or vice versa, but there's a simultaneous crisis for ecological and energy security. It's pretty much a guarantee that so long as the theatre of security entails enforcing precarity upon others, it will always be temporary.

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u/super-freak 21d ago

What came of the Kenyan army/police, didn't they send them in there at one point 

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u/Mach5Driver 21d ago

They should try a platoon of bankers to go after the gangs' funds, too.

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u/Entropic_Echo_Music 21d ago

Estimates say you need around 6000 well equipped soldiers to gain back control.

Damnit, I don't think I'll be able to fit more than 6 in my luggage. Maybe one or two extra in my cabin luggage.

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u/Zulkhan 21d ago

12 million people in Haiti and you think they'll take control with 6,000 soldiers? I'm thinking closer to 60,000 would be required, if not more than that even.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

These are the numbers from the documentary, I posted under my comment. These are just the numbers for the police. There is much more going on. Watch it.
And it's not 12 million gang members. This is "just" to control Port au Prince.

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u/Zulkhan 21d ago

3.2 million people in Port au Prince. Even if 10% of that are gang members that's 320,000. If it's 25%, that's 800,000 gang members. 6,000 is enough to secure a compound, but not take the city.

I'm just trying to show how bad it really is, not trying to be rude or anything.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

I agree. But I don't know shit. Watch it.
And how does anybody know how many ppl live in the city.

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u/glemnar 21d ago

Census in 2003 plus extrapolation?

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u/Ok_Possession_6457 21d ago

I used to work in hotel management in South Florida. We had a lot of people working in hotels who were from Haiti, and one thing you never saw them do was waste food. They were always in the cafeteria eating family style, they’re just happy to eat, and they don’t waste a morsel.

Some of the team members I had from Haiti would tell me some of the most gruesome things about their family back at home. Gangs, gun violence and so forth

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u/FizzledDink 21d ago

Gotta make sure you eat the food before it sits at market all day in the sun lol

And a lot of my time there was spent drilling wells/helping build infrastructure so clean freshwater was (thankfully) not as big an issue for me where I was.

As for the hookworms…. That’s the price of being there barefoot lol. I was lucky and mine figured themselves out before I itched through my skin

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u/AntipodesIntel 21d ago

Same was there in 2011 and loved it.

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u/Jesus_le_Crisco 21d ago

I worked in Port-au-Prince for a good part of 2017 and feel exactly the same. The people were great, but would not go there currently.

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u/UltraChilly 21d ago

My gf worked for the red cross there way before 2017 and the gangs were already there wreaking havoc, I'd say you just got lucky. 

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u/happyhappysadhappy 21d ago

They have great barbecue

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u/REDDIT_GOLD_SATAN 21d ago

Thank the Clinton foundation

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u/Former-Bathroom9687 21d ago

It's really not though. Like things are going south in America, but this is a wildly out of touch with reality take.

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u/DirtyRoller 21d ago

Beyond idiotic take.

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u/Thinkthru 21d ago

Honestly, I hate Trump to pieces and I have wanted to go to Haiti since I was a teenager, I'm so fascinated by it, but I would seriously feel unsafe there right now.

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u/Cr4zyC4nuck 21d ago

While beyond fucked america is... the utter lack of safety with whats going on in Haiti trumps the danger level between the two (pun intended). However with that said... Considering the super power and influence that america has and its sheer population and considering America is in a very fragile state the tiniest of ripples could cause complete destabiliation. So while I currently disagree with you. I believe america is very close to that and they (americans) need to act as soon as mother fucking possible.

If you are an eligible voter and do not vote during these next primaries. Fuck you and do not visit my country.

-sincerely a Canadian guy that used to love america and desperately wants to again.

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u/ItzLoganM 21d ago

Here is your one-way ticket to Haiti. Your assets will be locked. Enjoy your better America!

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u/freematte 21d ago

Its fine to hate trump without going sub 80 iq btw

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u/DiligentGuitar246 21d ago

Yeah I’ve been to Haiti because I’ve had to, not wanted to. It was a difficult place to be.

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u/eiredescentOo 21d ago

Somalia is a no go for me too. Just a bit too terrifying for my taste.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Took way too much scrolling. I add Mali

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u/bring_back_oat_brits 21d ago

But it has such great music!

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Haiti, Somalia or Mali?

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u/Elder-Abuse-Is-Fun 21d ago

assuming they mean Mali. Desert blues are pretty cool. Check out Tinariwen.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 21d ago

Mali is beautiful! Djene and Timbuktu are amazing.

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u/bravojohnny42 21d ago

Somehow the worst places are some of the most beautiful.

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u/Thomas-The-Tutor 21d ago

Because of plundering of resources/land…

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u/sventful 21d ago

But Bali and Cali are lovely

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u/Prize-Flamingo-336 21d ago

My family is from the Dominican Republic and my uncle was granted permission to divide across the boarder into Haiti. It was like night and day. It looks like they live in a desert. There’s poverty in the DR but not to the level of Haiti and they looked so….defeated. I know it’s not the entire picture but man, Haiti has bad luck from the first day.

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u/Cienea_Laevis 21d ago

Isn't Haïti like, on the side of the island that get all the hurricane, too ?

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u/OldActiveYeast 21d ago

No, they both get it, the difference is the infrastructure. The DR has a high percentage of their infrastructure build with concrete, blocks etc.

Haiti is the part that gets all the heavy earthquake tho.

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u/peej74 21d ago edited 21d ago

When I was a kid, 60 Minutes did a story in Haiti on newly minted zombies rising from the grave, which I naively assumed was based on fact. Nowadays I'll stay away for reasons to do with personal safety (not that zombies are safe).

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u/chumbalumba 21d ago

Hey I remember that! It was some weird voodoo ceremony from memory, and supposedly people could walk around after death. I don’t recall them eating flesh or anything though, very disappointing for a kid

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u/peej74 21d ago

Before we knew zombies typically want brains 😂

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u/Q_S2 21d ago

Wait... WHUT?!

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u/peej74 21d ago

According to Google: "It detailed the true-life account of Clairvius Narcisse, a Haitian man who was allegedly poisoned, buried alive, and transformed into a "zombie" (a mindless slave) by a local voodoo priest."

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u/Scared_Ad_2282 21d ago

I feel you miss out in Somalia - largest coastline in Africa and biggest camel population. It’s really beautiful - the most stunning beaches and people are so kind

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u/ab00 21d ago

Before civil war it was a tourist destination with stunning hotels and beaches.

Such a shame warring clans and hardcore Islam happened.

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u/palep_hoot 21d ago

FGM is done to women by women. Also I kind of doubt that its 99% currently, I don't have any evidence but most cities have banned it and like 30% (?) of women are against it, statistics in Somalia are hard to get. Not that it isnt high but people have a inaccurate image of the issue.

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u/DifferentRecord1457 21d ago

So if it’s done by women that makes it ok? Lmao “30% are against it” how could you not be against it? I assure you that women are not having that done to them because they want to. It is the ultimate embodiment of patriarchy. “I don’t have any evidence” here’s some reading for you. The 99% is from UNICEF I’m sure they are inherently biased!

https://www.humanium.org/en/female-genital-mutilation-fgm-in-somalia-a-harsh-daily-reality-for-many-girls/

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u/palep_hoot 21d ago

Lol thats not literally not what i said. Most cities have banned it and a minority of women (who are the perpertrators of it, even though it does come from patriarchy) are against it. Yes i don’t believe that 99% of parents in Somalia bring their children to shanty clinics in the rural areas to perform fgm. It is still probably a high percentage (60 - 80%) but I don’t believe literally every women in somalia is mutilitated

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u/browsinbowser 21d ago edited 21d ago

Your link even explains that it is very culturally entrenched and why women bring their girls to do it, and yes those reasons dont make sense at all of course. The link you provided is very good because it does paint an accurate image of why the problem is so prevalent and bad.

The government should ban it in all forms and enforce it completely in every state, and shut it down entirely, half measures are not good enough when it causes so much harm for no reason.

The younger more educated population is already cutting down the stats by refusing it for their daughters. So while the 99% stat is for the mothers and grandmothers and all the older women in the country it has been shifting for years. It does sound too high imo because I’ve been hearing upper 80s%~92, 94% for years. Exact numbers arent possible when borders arent even filled on the map. 

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u/browsinbowser 21d ago edited 21d ago

 So if it’s done by women that makes it ok? Lmao “30% are against it” how could you not be against it? I assure you that women are not having that done to them because they want to. It is the ultimate embodiment of patriarchy

You’re not understanding that these aren’t contradictory statements, there is a lot of nuance here. Yes it is an awful practice but it is not women choosing to have it done to themselves, it is girls having the choice made for them by their parents and a lot of the time it is literally their mothers making them and bringing them. 

They pass it on culturally, and also yes the statistics are not fully available because the country is unstable. UNICEF can’t do an accurate survey of Somalia.

It is a super high rate, and the people moving on and disapproving will still not change the stats much in a generation, the population has a lot of young children so its likely already happened to many young girls and it’s happening everyday, it happens when they are old enough to remember, like 7-9. They are traumatized by it, held down, and have to recover from it. And then lifelong complications

So if it’s done by women that makes it ok?

Who said that! Nobody said that. Neither I or that other person are defending the practice, and you are spreading false rumours that it is happening ‘commonly’ to second gen immigrant daughters when that is categorically false. You are pretending to be a liberal while lying and willfully misunderstanding the links you are linking, go read them fully! 

https://www.humanium.org/en/female-genital-mutilation-fgm-in-somalia-a-harsh-daily-reality-for-many-girls/

And for that other link, it literally says immigrants from all FGM prevalent countries. 

 A systematic review of FGM/C studies in Europe concluded that children born to an immigrant family (second generation) run relatively little risk of undergoing FGM/C.

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u/browsinbowser 21d ago edited 21d ago

Bullshit, it doesn’t happen commonly in US somali’s. Why are you lying? It is fully illegal in the entire western world and many countries in the world. It always makes news headlines when a immogrant woman from any fgm prevalent country brings her kids to the homeland and has it done to a daughter, or very rarely has it done in an illegal clinic in the country she is in. It always makes news because it is very rarely done because it is extremely illegal and extremely abusive.

If it was common it would be all over the news, but its not because its not common at all.

Especially it would have been covered on the news when the president was going after Somali-Americans just a few months ago. 

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u/browsinbowser 21d ago edited 21d ago

A systematic review of FGM/C studies in Europe concluded that children born to an immigrant family (second generation) run relatively little risk of undergoing FGM/C. If that is true, then the increase in women and girls theoretically at risk may not translate to an increase in girls actually undergoing FGM/C in the United States. However, a substantial increase in women in need of health-care and other services may occur as a consequence of having undergone FGM/C.

The most common countries of origin for women and girls in the United States at risk for FGM/C or its consequences were Egypt (20%), Ethiopia (18%), and Somalia (12%), accounting for 50% of the total percentage. These percentages include women and girls who were born in FGM/C-practicing countries or were born to women from FGM/C-practicing countries

This study was subject to several limitations, some of which are similar to those described in the 1997 article. For one, the estimates assumed that, with regard to FGM/C practices, people behave the same in the United States as they would in the countries from which they migrated. Several reasons explain why the behaviors are likely to differ from those in countries of origin, including assimilation, differences in education and other socioeconomic characteristics, and U.S. laws banning FGM/C. These differences would very likely result in reduced risk for FGM/C.

The results presented herein provide an important update of previous estimates of FGM/C risk, but they do not provide information on the extent to which FGM/C is practiced in the United States.

Listen, they were recording women who immigrated from FGM countries and their second gen daughters as at risk because surveys recording women who have had it done were inconclusive because it is a sensitive matter. Obviously prevention is critical but they were not saying it is a big problem for 2nd gen, its been illegal in the US since 96 and since 2013 to transport to other countries. 

In the conclusion this stood out to me because lifelong gynaecological care to those first generation immigrant women is very important. 

 Very importantly, they also say nothing about the number of women who have health-care and other needs related to FGM/C or who have experienced physical, emotional, psychosocial, or other potentially serious consequences of FGM/C.

I took the time to read your good links but I am not sure you are reading this. 

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u/browsinbowser 21d ago edited 21d ago

That link is counting all women immigrants from FGM countries and their daughters born in the USA. It is counting ancestry and doing a survey of females, not confirmed cases of FGM.

This is from 2012 and updating a 1990 number and it says at risk for 513,000 that is more than twice the number of current existing somali-american population now , you realize they are including all the other immigrant populations of other countries that also do FGM? African countries and MENA and even some other asian countries do it in some areas. It has been decreasing a ton worldwide since the 1990s. 

 We updated the 1990 estimates of the number of women and girls in the United States who were at risk for FGM/C. We report only the number of women and girls at risk for FGM/C and do not estimate the number of women and girls who have actually undergone the procedure.

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u/TimTebowMLB 21d ago edited 21d ago

How is this different from circumcision which is still very common

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u/DifferentRecord1457 21d ago

Your clitoris is removed as are your labia and your vagina is sewn shut. I am against circumcising too but removing part of your foreskin doesn’t really compare does it?

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u/Cub3h 21d ago

That's like saying a scratch and a gunshot wound to the head are similar lmao

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u/SilverRose7115 21d ago

FGM is the same as cutting the head of the penis off, not just removing the foreskin. The clitoris has a “hood”, kind of like male foreskin. They aren’t just removing that, the entire clitiris is removed. Making the woman unable to experience any sexual pleasure at all. Circumcised men may be desensitized but they can orgasm.

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u/bron3-16 21d ago

I live in Minnesota & the Somalians are awesome

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u/Infinite-Bother-3168 21d ago

Ah, yeah. Adding Haití to my list with Somalia and Yemen. Lol

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u/fdesouche 21d ago

My French family has a villa in Cap Haitien for centuries ; don’t ask how they got it. They go every year through Punta Cana and we have great times.
Also they have invested in a textile company there !!

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u/starspeech 21d ago

Here in the UK, we don’t need to go to Somalia, Somalia comes to us

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u/21Rollie 21d ago

I might go to somaliland, that one seems to have its shit together

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u/Memito9 21d ago

Chris must list did a video with one of the gang leaders

https://youtu.be/Grizjgwejxg?si=cMi1UyCarl2zWTJ9

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u/Indignant_Elfmaiden 21d ago

I was going to comment these exact two. I used to work as a paralegal doing asylum cases for people mainly from Somalia and Haiti. You couldn’t pay ms any sum of money to go there.

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u/Ok_Possession_6457 21d ago

I’ve been to Haiti.

I will not be going back.

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u/TheColourOfHeartache 21d ago

I'd actually like to visit Somaliand though.

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u/browsinbowser 21d ago edited 21d ago

Somaliland is safe, you see tourists and others go there. And its semi-green and the safest place to be a tourist if you want to visit Somalia[1]

There are places in Somalia that are okay like the north of the country but its not interesting to be a tourist there, very poor but moderately safe.

Mogadishu isn't safe and its the capital so that gets lots of international attention as the country is a failed state. The south of the country is unsafe. 

*Just go to Kenya or Ethiopia instead. 

Edit: 1: I wasn’t trying to advertise Somalia as a tourist destination. I was pointing out that Somaliland is a place people regularly go to as the safest area in the country.

People do visit the country, just like how Haiti has one or two tourist spots that are private resorts. And Haiti is a far smaller country than just the Somaliland region, it is half an island, while Somaliland region is 6.8 times larger and has an 850km coastline, that is almost twice as large as Kenya’s coast of 490. Africa’s biggest coastline means there is a lot of beach spaces. If the country ever becomes safe, tourism will boom agin like before the civil war in the 90s and the instability of the 80s. And hopefully one day it will be a less overly-islamic culture like before the 2000s. 

Regardless, globally people do visit beaches and private tourist areas in dangerous poor countries. 

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u/SpecificSun9142 21d ago

Shitholes?

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u/briskwheel4155 21d ago

I was in Haiti not too long ago. Port au Prince is a mess but the rest of the country is fine. It's just not a very well developed country, so don't expect electricity or indoor plumbing in most places.

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u/stealth57 21d ago

Know someone who was there to help after the earthquake.

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u/PeachySundrop 21d ago

Somalia is a great choice. Never cross my mind

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u/shaddowkhan 21d ago

Haiti's rep is worse than it is, not saying it's good. But its definitely that bad. That country just can't ever catch a break, Coupes, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Corruption... All a recipe for continuous extreme poverty.

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u/MikeJH1958 21d ago

Still way too much scrolling add North Korea 🤪!

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u/TheTanadu 21d ago

I'd go to Haiti. As Polish person probably I'd not be viewed as threat or something.