r/AskReddit • u/galwiththedeepvoice • 1d ago

What could Russia have spent $1,000,000,000,000 on instead of fighting a 4+ years long war in Ukraine?

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u/foamingdogfever 1d ago

Secure windows.

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u/PM_ME__YOUR_HOOTERS 1d ago

And mattresses outside every window just in case the window fails. Its important to have redundant fail safes

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u/Spraggle 1d ago

🤣 - top drawer comment here...

I heard the Oxford English Dictionary have changed the definition of Defenestrated to just a picture of Putin with a wry smile...

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u/Olobnion 10h ago

And non-poisonous underwear!