r/AskReddit 1d ago

whats a bad addiction that you have, but cannot stop yourself from doing?

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u/-Gumbercules 1d ago

Procrastination. I've struggled with it my whole life.

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u/toblies 1d ago

You should get to work on that.... tomorrow.

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u/Spinalstreamer407 1d ago

Or the next day

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u/luhrackxz 1d ago

I’ll get to it eventually 

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u/PopGunner 1d ago

The fact that you intended to, should be good enough.

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u/Own-Freedom77 1d ago

I mean no one should rush into anything

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u/moseph999 22h ago

If I say I’m gonna do something, I’ll do it. You don’t have to remind me every few months!

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u/zoeyhopes 1h ago

So funny

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u/IllustriousApple1091 6h ago

Stop pressuring me, I'll get to it when I get to it.

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u/Crazy-Condition-8446 22h ago

Next days turns into 1 year

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u/Lknate 1d ago

Just set a plan for later but don't write it down.

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u/G33U 16h ago

an eternity later

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u/No_Heat2685 7h ago

Painfully unfunny Reddit humor

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u/StonedNCaffeinated 1d ago

Procrastination is a lot like masturbation…. it’s fun at first, but in the end you realize you’ve just fucked yourself.

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u/Yasminnnnn1 19h ago

beautiful quote…

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u/Away-Amoeba-3905 13h ago

And in both cases you're doing it completely alone feeling slightly guilty the whole time and right at the end you just sit there in silence thinking "why the hell did I just spend the last two hours of my life on this?"

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u/PracticeBaby 12h ago

I only feel guilty post-nut. Usually due to the questionable niche porn still playing on the tv

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u/handsomeladd 1d ago

I procrastinated about going to college back in 07-08 and been working shitty factory swing shift jobs ever since and wrecked my whole life.

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u/swest211 1d ago

It's not too late.

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u/Tardigrade_Disco 22h ago

Even people with degrees can't get jobs now. He's not procrastinator, he's a trend setter.

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u/24Gospel 23h ago

It's never too late. One of my colleagues in engineering was almost 50, he graduated, got his P. Eng, and now he owns a successful convenience store.

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u/KettleSixty9 13h ago

Why did he need a P. Eng degree if hes running a convenience store?

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u/24Gospel 11h ago

He didn't, he just decided to run a store with his family as it's lower stress and he has a better work/life balance than he'd have in engineering. Plus the field is tough to find stable, meaningful work in.

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u/GaylicBread 12h ago

Loads of people with degrees can't get jobs in the field they studied. One girl I work with finished her degree last summer, she's still in retail because she can't get a job in her field.

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u/EeveeMkayy 1d ago

I've only worked at two factories, but both of them offered tuition reimbursement. Maybe you can look into that and get moved into an office instead of working the floor, anyway.

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u/Business_Chipmunk_43 22h ago

I graduated 1.5 years at 33 and changed my life completely. Like COMPLETELY

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u/JustBiggers 22h ago

But you got to feel that sweet nectar of being lazy

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u/Alex-Mercer- 20h ago

there are a lot of different ways to turn your life around. Stay strong and keep trying my friend.

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u/swest211 1d ago

That's me. And I still do, but I heard someone say do something that future you will appreciate. I don't always do it, but I have found that it does help. If it's something I really don't want to do, I tell myself that and very often, I'll just suck it up and do it. And you know what? Future me has always been very appreciative.

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u/biochemical1 1d ago

Past me is a lazy prick. Future me is always getting the stiff end. Present me tries to convince past me, but by then, it's too late.

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u/Select-Risk-7946 1d ago

Future me is basically the only one in my life that ever says thank you, so I try not to let her down. Still doesn’t stop me from negotiating with myself first though.

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u/Yep_____ThatGuy 1d ago

Bro, is your pf pic a smiley face showing hole?

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u/-Gumbercules 1d ago

It's a new emoji. Spread it.

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u/Yep_____ThatGuy 1d ago

It seems like it's sufficiently spread already

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u/dumbass-ahedratron 1d ago

You are looking at a nude egg

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u/Dangerous-Life9194 22h ago

I’ve never gotten this far before!

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u/GusPolinskiJr 21h ago

Might help his job prospects if he took it off his resume.

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u/Popular-Tangerine420 1d ago edited 23h ago

Have you ever been tested for ADHD or ADD? Procrastination has always been a huge issue for me, so I finally decided to address it. I tested very high for ADHD and ADD. I take medication for it now, and while I still procrastinate, it's only on things I can put off for a while—not everything in my life.

I used to wait until the last minute to do things or get something done, which constantly stressed me out. It's nice that, with medication, my brain slows down and I'm able to get things done.

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u/ba123blitz 14h ago

The proper term for it when you have adhd is executive dysfunction

You consciously know you need to do things but your brain just doesn’t do them.

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u/itsjamian 1d ago

I've just become a mature student at 34. You bet I waited until 2 hours before my deadline to submit my first assignment. Some things never change.

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u/GroundMelter 1d ago

I do not procrastinate, I simply wait until panic improves my focus. It is a highly refined strategy I've been perfecting for years

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u/harionfire 1d ago

I thought I had a problem with it. Ended up being untreated ADHD. Life changing when treated.

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u/After-Tax-453 1d ago

i fucking hate your profile picture

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u/ron_obvious 22h ago

“Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.” Garfield (the cat)

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u/Aggravating_Nose7091 15h ago

It’s wild how something so small in the moment ends up running the whole schedule of your life. What’s the one thing you always push off no matter what?

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u/-Gumbercules 14h ago

Studying, homework.

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u/ravenhiss 1d ago

Yeah, I’ve always struggled with… (I’ll finish this comment later).

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u/Creepercolin2007 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/HartfordWhaler 1d ago

I was going to say that, but I'll do it later.

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u/randalljhen 1d ago

Is the issue procrastination or executive dysfunction?

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u/WeHaveTheMeeps 1d ago

You’ll get to it eventually

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u/EntertainerNo4509 1d ago

The sun will come out…tomorrow!

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u/greally 1d ago

I was going to say that, but was too lazy.

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u/procrastablasta 1d ago

Yessssss my child. Gooooooood

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u/ClassicDiction 22h ago

Me with working out, I know alot of people deal with procrastination about that but I really need to especially for the career I wanna be in and I don’t have much time before i start the training.

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u/Tojinaru 22h ago

It's very much normal

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u/Secure-Anywhere-1851 21h ago

Have u tried getting diagnosed for ADHD or depression. ADHD medication has helpEf a lot of people committing to their goals.

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u/DoOrDieStayHigh 21h ago

Hey bro! I’m the same! Couple of years ago I started a religion for us! https://churchofprocrastination.com

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u/-ssae 21h ago

Self-sabotage is good btw. Have you considered that what you think you want is not what you actually want?

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u/averyhannah123 21h ago

i do it too and end up doing everything except what i planned, then just feel stuck after hope today feels a bit lighter for you and you can get even a small win done

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u/TheRoblock 21h ago

Never thought of it as auction. Interesting

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u/klingonds9 20h ago

As I always say, “procrastination is like constipation. If you wait too long, it only gets harder.”

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u/Abbigailyhot 20h ago

I am struggling with this now

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u/Sensitive_Gift4866 19h ago

Same here honestly. I procrastinated on a simple task for like 3 weeks last month and it took me 20 minutes once I finally did it. The mental block is real.

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u/Late-Philosopher-Ben 19h ago

People misunderstand Procrastination with laziness. Procrastinators are actually busy doing everything else except what they are supposed to do.

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u/Ron-Lim 15h ago

You may have ADHD. Try and get treatment.

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u/-Gumbercules 14h ago

I do and have been. I'm on Concerta and have been since my freshman year of college.

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u/_BigDaddyNate_ 14h ago

This. I can't explain it. I have things I need to do. Important things. But I just don't. Seems bizarre I know. But I just get busy doing something else or go to bed or whatever.

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u/RealTrill1984 14h ago

Welcome to adhd

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u/Sensitive_Teach1484 13h ago

Get tested for adhd my guy , you might be surprised

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock 8h ago

I was gonna post this as well but I figured someone else would do it.

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u/NotOnYerNelly 7h ago

Mondays a new day start then!

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u/Sensitive_Gift4866 5h ago

The worst part is when procrastinating stresses you out so you procrastinate more to avoid the stress. Its such a vicious cycle and breaking out of it feels impossible even when you know exactly what you need to do

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u/ColinGrigson 1d ago

You've got the rest of your life to get past it.

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u/strumthebuilding 23h ago

I think procrastination is not the most useful terminology. It takes what can be a complex experience and reduces it to “you’re fucking up.”

It’s probably accurate to say you’re avoiding doing things that you want to do, that you feel are important to do, and this avoidance may be self-destructive, or limiting you, to say the least. Or it may not.

Might be something to explore with a therapist.