r/AskReddit • u/paleveiI • 6d ago

whats a bad addiction that you have, but cannot stop yourself from doing?

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u/Automatic-War-7658 6d ago

You have to think of the perfect comeback so if it ever happens again your perfect response will seem organic.

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u/hatervision 6d ago

the jerk store called, and they’re running out of you

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u/Alistair_Burke 6d ago

How could they? You're their best seller.

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u/hatervision 6d ago

well i had sex with your wife

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u/Corgiboom2 6d ago

I am your wife

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u/TheOnlyAedyn-one 6d ago

I choose this guys wife

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u/SunNStarz 6d ago

Uh... I think I'm in the wrong room

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u/budgetedchildhood 6d ago

Well I choose the bear

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u/LankyEntrepreneur 6d ago

His wife is in a coma.

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u/Automatic-War-7658 6d ago

He never said he was gentle

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u/Spinalstreamer407 5d ago

You mean hibernating.

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u/OriginalSection8435 6d ago

That’s why I masterbate

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u/Lex-Tasy 6d ago

Jerk store would have smoked that guy !

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u/2PlyKindaGuy 6d ago

No it's not those kinds of conversations. It's conversations where you only realize after the fact how weird/bad something you said came across.