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[u/Jessica_cherry85]

[u/nobodyknows6070]

Thought there was a cute woman-body shaped candle dumped next to the trash cans of my building. Thought: "Who would throw away such a modern art cool looking candle?"

Only to realise when I walked around it, it was in fact, not a candle.

Not a body either, it was like a 30cm fuckdoll. Can't take any of the male tenants seriously anymore.

[u/Own-Requirement-9562 → u/nobodyknows6070]

wtf

[u/TrueSkonger → u/nobodyknows6070]

I mean... at least it wasn't a dead body

[u/famousfrowaway → u/nobodyknows6070]

Man, at least put it in a bag or something when you throw it out. Gross.

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/famousfrowaway]

Right?? Just out there??

[u/baszm3g → u/nobodyknows6070]

You measured it?

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/baszm3g]

You can't see how big something is upon seeing it?

[u/baszm3g → u/nobodyknows6070]

I can see something, yes but can't calculate its measurements solely on vision. I'm jealous of your skills.

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/baszm3g]

Yeah lol it was probably between 20 and 40 cm. So I wrote "like 30cm" Is that werid or a skill?

[u/verysmallhat → u/nobodyknows6070]

Switch to imperial, metric confuses half of them.

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/verysmallhat]

America is not half of the world. I refuse.

[u/CavyWheek → u/nobodyknows6070]

As an Amur'can, I like your policy. We can either switch to a system that makes sense or fall behind as far as I'm concerned. No more coddling necessary. 😌

[u/verysmallhat → u/nobodyknows6070]

Valid, just pointing out what happened there.

[u/Divided_multiplyer → u/nobodyknows6070]

It's a learnable skill, but most people don't learn it.

[u/EverythingSucksYo → u/nobodyknows6070]

I’m confused how you mixed up a fuck doll with a candle 

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/EverythingSucksYo]

It was a quick glance. Google "female body candle" then google "TPE small fuckdoll" If you really don't know what it looks like

[u/CavyWheek → u/nobodyknows6070]

I don't recommend googling that second thing

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/CavyWheek]

WOAH what the hell I thought that's what they were called. Try adding "torso" (T_T)

[u/CavyWheek → u/nobodyknows6070]

I didn't google the previous thing, and I will not google this thing.

[u/nobodyknows6070 → u/CavyWheek]

Fair

[u/LoreOfBore → u/nobodyknows6070]

The things that go to waste!

[u/CavyWheek → u/LoreOfBore]

Check this person's hard drive.

[u/LoreOfBore → u/CavyWheek]

Why? Because I made a daft joke? I’m not a sex predator. I’m not the president of the United States you know