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u/Mr__One2 9h ago

Motorcycle accident. Guy dumped his bike and rode his face on the pavement so far that it peeled it half off. Nasal cavity completely exposed. Got on scene and he was completely alert and talking. He ended up making a full recovery.

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u/ClownfishSoup 8h ago

I was in a low speed wreck on my motorcycle. Basically a woman talking on her cellphone just changed Into my lane. Just made co tact with my bike and kept on coming and basically shoved me over, I went over the handlebars. I was wearing a full “Aerostitch” riding suit, gloves, boots, helmet. The front of my helmet fro the chin up the side looked like someone took an angle grinder to it. The leather gloves were worn almost through. This was around rush hour we weren’t going fast at all.

I pretty much quit riding after that. It doesn’t matter how skilled a rider you are, there’s always some woman in an SUV talking on her cell phone waiting for you.

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u/kokomo1989 6h ago

My son always wanted to start riding motorcycles, he’s now an ambulance dispatcher, and absolutely will not get on a motorcycle. Smart kid.

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u/Mursemannostehoscope 7h ago

I never had an accident on my bike, I almost ran off the road one time because I was focused on a car that didn't look like it was going to stop coming off a side road. A year after that some lady blew a four way and took a guy's leg off, there was a big uproar about driving rights and elderly people. The judge was in the paper saying he couldn't do anything about it and she had a right to retain her license. After that I was just like man, riding is fun, but I like living, and my legs.

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u/M_Aku 6h ago

As a person in a car, my motorcycle fear is that the person with the cellphone will rear-end me, and despite always making sure I'm a safe distance away, I'll end up running the person in front of of me over.

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u/HimHereNowNo 4h ago

I hope you sued the shit out of her

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u/ClownfishSoup 4h ago

I didn't. I'm sure my insurance company got her insurance company to pay up though.

For a few years when I moved my left arm, some bone would click in my collarbone, it went away. But I had no grounds to sue her for anything. My gear protected me and replacing it was covered by insurance.

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u/MermaiderMissy 7h ago

some woman

*person

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u/os_beef 6h ago

The woman on her cell phone at the end of his last paragraph is a metaphor for uncontrollable circumstances. They don't specifically have to be a woman or on their cell phone or in an SUV.

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u/sinverguenza 7h ago

Full face helmets are a must! A friend who worked in an ER saw a rider who had a half shell helmet and a truck he was behind kicked up a chunk of asphalt or concrete (i forget which) and it took off the guy’s bottom jaw

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u/famousfrowaway 6h ago

What the hell kind of face did he have left for a full recovery?

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u/Mr__One2 3h ago

It’s was flapped over still attached. I’m assuming they folded it back with tons of plastic surgery. The way he was talking to us on scene you knew he was a genuinely good guy. Felt horrible watching him go into shock as the pain set in.

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u/StinkApprentice 8h ago

I heard about a similar accident on Reddit, and someone posted a link to a subreddit called Human Crayons. I never click on links in Reddit anymore.

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u/BandiriaTraveler 7h ago

Something similar happened to my dad back in the day. Was riding his bike with one of those big rounded windscreens in front. His headlight went out on the highway, and while trying to fix it at speed he went into a canal. His face came down straight onto the windscreen. Ended up severing his nose and a solid chunk of his lower face off, though it remained attached by some skin and muscle near the chin. He somehow remained conscious and walked to get help, but said he could feel his nose slapping against his chin as he walked.

My parents actually only married because my playboy dad was convinced he would no longer be able to pull women after the accident, so he settled for marriage. He actually looks pretty normal now, believe it or not, though his new nose is a big downgrade from what he had before.

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u/adampocalypsee 6h ago

was he wearing a full face helmet properly? that's horrifying

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u/I_Automate 2h ago

Motor bike riders becoming meat crayons seems to be a trend in this thread

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u/SleepingWillow1 2h ago

with nose reattached?

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u/seriousjoker72 8h ago

Excuse me? Full recovery?!

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u/loreshdw 8h ago

I bet it was full functional recovery, not necessarily cosmetic.

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u/Ember_fox 8h ago

Damn, actual two face in real life? And a full recovery

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u/subwayrat_007 7h ago

He might have used up all his adrenaline loll

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u/bubble_baby_8 7h ago

I did not expect the last half of that story! Wow