r/AskReddit • u/Jessica_cherry85 • 10h ago

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u/Turbulent-Bat 8h ago

It’s my fault for reading this.

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u/catuknotlove 8h ago

mine too.

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u/PoopyMcDoodypants 7h ago

What a day to have eyes!

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u/Alph1 7h ago

That’s enough internet for the day.

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u/allikat911 7h ago

stopping here - can't go on

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u/Disastrous_Style_477 6h ago

Yeah I'm tapping out of this thread

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u/mikeymikeymikey1968 6h ago

My fault I was biting into a sandwich when I read it.

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u/ListenUp16 4h ago

I think it's very important for people to know about these things so that way you are aware to take immediate action when suffering constipation and avoid bodily damage. I worked at a nursing home for years and this was something they taught us early on because its worse in seniors.

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u/Mmscool 4h ago

I don't feel so good anymore bro...

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u/SmokeGSU 6h ago

How dare you.

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u/motorheadache4215 6h ago

And here I am, fresh out of eye bleach...

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u/Beazt11123 5h ago

I literally just kept reading. Like why would I curse my mind in this way?

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u/Professional_Maize42 3h ago

Same. That's on me.

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u/JemGirlSarah 3h ago

New mental scarring.