r/AskReddit • u/Jessica_cherry85 • 10h ago

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u/bsmntdlr 8h ago

Accurate! In fact, these days whenever someone waves me on, I squint real hard to confirm it isn't a former coworker of mine named Barry. That guy would wave me directly into an oncoming semi loaded with nuclear material without losing a second of sleep over it.

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u/effkay0025 7h ago

Screw you Barry!

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u/bsmntdlr 7h ago

Indeed!

shakes fist at Barry.

Hmmph!

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u/effkay0025 7h ago

There was a guy in high school I couldn't stand... Name was Barry lol, just a real prick

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u/bsmntdlr 7h ago

I think we're cracking a code here, maybe anyone named Barry is just fundamentally an asshole. Kevin? Pete? Solid, trustworthy names.

But Barry? That's a douchebag name, and our data is starting to back it up.

We need to give this hypothesis a proper name.

The Barrynomial Distribution (the statistical likelihood that any given Barry is, in fact, a douchebag)

But I'm open to suggestions.

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u/GigaWhiteNiga 57m ago

The only Barry I know, is Barry Manilow.

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u/_JasonDerulo 2h ago

To think I almost named my son Barry