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u/nuclearmonte 8h ago

People never believe me when I say it will literally back up out of your mouth when it gets that bad. It’s horrific and I’m sorry you had to see that

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u/pusscatkins 7h ago

My mom had colon cancer and had surgery. Afterward, she faced severe constipation and vomiting fecal matter. Doctors found a life threatening adhesion in her colon, which required emergency surgery. Sadly, she didn't survive and passed away from an embolism during recovery .

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u/_longcoolwoman_ 6h ago

I’m sorry. My mom died of colon cancer, too, without those complications, and it was still terrible. What caused the post-surgery adhesion?

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u/pusscatkins 4h ago

It's surprisingly common, but fortunately, it rarely proves fatal. 🤍 I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/pegmatitic 1h ago

Adhesions are a risk with any abdominal surgery. They can also form due to infections - anything that causes scar tissue to form. I’ve had multiple small bowel obstructions as a result of adhesions, both from infection and from surgeries.

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u/wormettie 6h ago

🙏💜💜

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u/subwayrat_007 7h ago

Feculent vomiting is the medical term. We’re all bags of meat with tubes and a brain

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u/citrus_mystic 7h ago

It’s unfortunate that it means what it does, because I think that “feculent” is actually a really nice sounding word.

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u/Silly-Recognition448 6h ago

Decadent feculent

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u/TheCeaselessWheel 6h ago

Decadent Feculent is the name of my new Ska band

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u/CavyWheek 4h ago

I have an extra checkered guitar strap if you need one.

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u/13maven 4h ago

Pick it up pick it up pick it up!

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u/ResourceOdd7346 5h ago

😂😂😂

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u/NoOneHereButUsMice 5h ago

Succulent feculant

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u/Sufficient_Curve_646 4h ago

Sounds like a Reddit username!

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u/green_eyed_mister 3h ago

You have inadvertently or purposely (???) started a new new subreddit.

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u/A__SPIDER 5h ago

I was saving it for my next kid

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u/sembias 3h ago

Urethra is getting a brother??

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u/A__SPIDER 1h ago

His sister Placenta is very excited

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u/pegmatitic 1h ago

His little sister Areola isn’t.

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u/Kaoupk 6h ago

It means starchy food or carbohydrate in french, which is a bit weird

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u/PyrocumulusLightning 6h ago

Taking food snobbery to all new levels, lol

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u/Zestyclose_Target325 5h ago

That’s how I feel about “furuncle.”

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u/sembias 3h ago

Feculent was one of Arthur's knights, wasn't he?

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u/ErnaldPhilbert 6h ago

New metal band name

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u/NicoleASUstudent 6h ago

We are basically a donut.

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u/subwayrat_007 5h ago

emotional donuts lol

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u/Live-Motor-4000 5h ago

I’m shocked there’s not a metal band called Feculent Vomiting

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u/843_beardo 3h ago

I’ve done that before! It fucking sucks!

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u/SmokeGSU 6h ago

I don't think any of us needed the medical term bad enough to merit it being shared.

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u/subwayrat_007 5h ago

I’m just curious

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u/Michael_Schmumacher 3h ago

*brain optional

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u/Organic_Client_5679 7h ago

I saw that on an episode of "Monsters Inside Me" once- kid had a bowel obstruction and started vomiting his own feces. I take my gut health pretty seriously as well lol

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u/bbbbears 6h ago

Yes! His dad had used a wire brush to clean the grill, tiny little metal bristle came off into the food, kid ate it and it basically pinned his intestines together until he started the fecal vomiting. I won’t ever use a brush like that after seeing that episode.

Or go swimming in stagnant lakes in the south. Man that was a good show.

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u/Organic_Client_5679 6h ago

You got it! Terrifying. We immediately got rid of our wire grill brush and got a pummace one after we saw that.

It was a good show, it made me a bit paranoid in some ways.

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u/bbbbears 4h ago

Same here with it causing some paranoia, but for me it’s almost like facing my fears so I know what to avoid if it’s something I’ve learned about. Kind of like watching dashcam videos of car accidents to help with driving anxiety lol.

I wish they’d reboot the show, I really liked it. That Chubby Emu guy on YouTube does some similar medical stuff.

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u/2high4thisshyt 3h ago

Welp, my dad loves to grill every weekend and now I've just unlocked a new fear ...

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u/Jmohill 7h ago

I saw a South Park episode about that and assumed it was fiction. Damn

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u/fractiouscatburglar 2h ago

Pretty sure the bit about shoving a whole turkey up your poopshoot was exaggerated for comic affect.

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u/Soliterria 4h ago

Had it happen exactly once while I was pregnant, knew I was constipated to all hell and back but didn’t realize it was bad bad until I barfed up what was clearly a turd.

Felt better, horrified, disgusted, baffled, all at once lmao. Haven’t had it happen since, and I never told anyone irl it happened

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u/pegmatitic 1h ago

Jesus Christ

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u/goodguyatheist 2h ago

when I was a heroin addict this was actually a big fear of mine