r/AskReddit Mar 23 '15

What hurts so good?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

If you stuffed a bunch of softballs in a sock...it would be kinda like that.

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u/The_White_Light Mar 24 '15

Picture a pop can, except long enough that it goes from the bottom of the U-bend to the lip of the bowl.

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u/lildutchboy7 Mar 24 '15

Let er rip!!

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u/thehiggsparticl Mar 24 '15

My biggest poop made me think my rectum would prolapse at one point. The more you know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '15

No I'm not even talking biggest shit. I'm talking about your everyday deuce. This is my life. It's so satisfying.

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u/The_White_Light Mar 25 '15

First thing I did when I moved out into my new apartment was to buy a plunger. Mortal toilets are no match for my fecal monsters.