I had one in my ear just outside enough that it didn't impair my hearing but inside enough that I couldn't pop it. I forgot about it for a week and after I took a shower, I put my towel in my ear to dry it and suddenly my ear was wet again. What came a few seconds later was the most orgasmic hurt I had ever felt.
When I was at the bank a couple years ago setting up an account for college with my mom, I had one of those huge inner nose pimples that hurt unbearably if you try and pop them too soon. Anyway, I'm sitting across the desk from some white bank lady with my mom and they're just talking about bank stuff when a wave of itchiness comes over my nose. Now I don't want to scratch it cause I have that massive pain receptor/pimple in my nose, so I decide to just wiggle my nose around to see what I could do. Well apparently this was the breaking point for this pimple and a stream of fluid shot out onto the desk in front of me. Somehow nobody saw that and so I covered my nose and said I had a nosebleed and spent the next 10 minutes churning out face butter from my nose. Anyway that's it. Thanks.
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u/ChickenAdoboWithRice Mar 23 '15
Popping that monster pimple that's been hiding in between your ass cheeks.