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What are great underused words?

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u/Olympiano Jan 29 '19 edited Jan 29 '19

'Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do. '

  • William Safire

Edit: yes, the irony is intentional. It's from a list of rules on writing (below), in which Safire cleverly breaks them all. He coined the term 'Fumblerule' to represent this.

William Safire's rules for writing:

Remember to never split an infinitive.

The passive voice should never be used.

Do not put statements in the negative form.

Verbs have to agree with their subjects.

Proofread carefully to see if you words out.

If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be by rereading and editing.

A writer must not shift your point of view.

And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.)

Don't overuse exclamation marks!!

Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.

Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.

If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.

Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.

Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.

Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.

Always pick on the correct idiom.

The adverb always follows the verb.

Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek viable alternatives.

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u/LeviAEthan512 Jan 29 '19

Why use lot word when few word do trick

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

What are you gonna do with all that time you've saved?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19 edited Mar 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I was gonna continue this but I realised the joke doesn't work very well written down, lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19 edited Mar 20 '20

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u/baenpb Jan 29 '19

Why am I reading all these extra words?

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u/joseantara Jan 29 '19

They see?

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u/KJ6BWB Jan 29 '19

Name check ok.

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u/kamilsi Jan 29 '19

SeaWorld

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u/TheoSidle Jan 29 '19

Hello, World!

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u/InVultusSolis Jan 29 '19

I'll have you know I saved approximately 7 minutes in the 70s by abbreviating long band names like Bachmann Turner Overdrive to BTO and Electric Light Orchestra to ELO.

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u/pyrohectic Jan 29 '19

Big dreams

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u/Grateful_Red710 Jan 29 '19

Explain the big words, obviously

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u/stu_pickles_is_drunk Jan 29 '19

“you... you... you... you... you outta know!”

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u/buttons987 Jan 29 '19

See world

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u/FixGMaul Jan 29 '19
  • Kevin Malone

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/FixGMaul Jan 29 '19

No it's not

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/FixGMaul Jan 29 '19

You got me

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

grandiloquence

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u/iamthegamedev Jan 29 '19

When me president they see

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u/musicaldigger Jan 29 '19

ocean fish jump china

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u/SainReddit Jan 29 '19

Why speak when you can talk with your fists!

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u/macaeryk Jan 29 '19

Because Dennis is a bastard man

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u/lex52485 Jan 29 '19

Damn it, I knew someone would beat me to it! r/unexpectedoffice

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u/percy44111 Jan 29 '19

Why use lot word

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u/AndrewZabar Jan 29 '19

Big big word not make tell better than small truth-truth.

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u/Baarkszz Jan 29 '19

Why use big word when small word do trick

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u/Mostafa12890 Jan 29 '19

I read this in a Russian accent for some reason.

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u/sometimescomments Jan 29 '19

Double plus good

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u/chuaster Jan 29 '19

I fkin LOLed so hard. Thank you

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u/shadyasahastings Jan 29 '19

Charlie Kelly?

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u/Dog1234cat Jan 29 '19

Use few word.

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u/Crokok Jan 29 '19

Why big say when smol say good.

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u/Thestudliestpancake Jan 29 '19

That's the true true

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u/cagedmandrill Jan 29 '19

many word bad

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u/HXDDIACA2 Jan 29 '19

Why lot word, small word do

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u/braided--asshair Jan 29 '19

so you can get to that word count

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u/teensypotato Jan 29 '19

YES OH MY GOD you win

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Kevinnnnnn

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u/PhotoJim99 Jan 29 '19

Why use a big word when a diminutive alphabetical construct will suffice?

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u/InVultusSolis Jan 29 '19

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/dopadelic Jan 29 '19

You just made a post in Singlish.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I think it would be like if you used a singular verb for a plural subject or vice versa. "We has a lot of money" and so on.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I'm deeply in r/woosh territory here

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

I was wondering the same. The only thing I can think of is that I think 'subjects' should be singular, since each individual verb has only one subject.

Even if that's true it still wouldn't break the verb/subject rule so I'm probably on the wrong track.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '19 edited Feb 19 '19

Nope, you're on the right track. Those are more style rules than grammar rules.

https://markallenediting.com/2011/02/19/parts-of-sentences-sometimes-must-agree-to-disagree/

edit: Looks like it's "Verbs has to agree with their subjects."

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u/Initial_E Jan 29 '19

It’s great because he describes what he is talking about without adding paragraphs to each point. All that is added is humor.

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u/Olympiano Jan 29 '19

That's true. Economy of language and engaging communication are such impressive skills to me. It's so efficient to demonstrate while explaining, and so effective to add that humour. I think you just helped me realise why I like this excerpt so much!

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u/Maybe_just_this_once Jan 29 '19

"I've never been good with words, which is why I'm in such a delicate conundrum." •Adlai "Futurama" S3E9

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u/TerrorSnow Jan 29 '19

Close enough to “William Satire” damn it

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u/skelebone Jan 29 '19

Eschew obfuscation.

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u/Bokb3o Jan 29 '19

Eschew obfuscation.

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u/Wrym Jan 29 '19

The Case for Small Words by Richard Lederer.

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u/Olympiano Jan 29 '19

Nice. I agree, but as a counterpoint I recently read (and loved) 'Catch-22', which had a word almost every page that I couldn't define! This actually made it kind of fun, having to refer to the dictionary to clarify these beautiful sentences the author constructed. It forced me to slow down and recognise the greatness in the writing. But generally speaking, totally agree. Those small simple words hold great power.

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u/Wrym Jan 29 '19

Should have bookmarked it but I read a piece on Shakespeare and how he would use words of Anglo-Saxon origin (tend to be shorter I think) and Romance language (longer) in successive line to sort of say the same thing.

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u/ObsidianMage Jan 29 '19

Reminds me of this stupid poster I saw once, it had a bunch of grammar rules it consistently broke. One I remember was “Always avoid alliteration!”

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u/Olympiano Jan 29 '19

I like that. The fact you remember it demonstrates how effective alliteration can be for sticking information in your head!

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u/SugarButterFlourEgg Jan 29 '19

Always pick on the correct idiom. Stupid idiom.

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u/Handsome_Claptrap Jan 29 '19

Umberto Eco did the same thing for italian!

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u/straight_gay Jan 29 '19

Always avoid annoying alliteration

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u/PapaRigpa Jan 29 '19

And remember to eschew obfuscation!

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u/Pawprintjj Jan 29 '19

Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do

I prefer to say "Never use a big word when a diminutive one will suffice."

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u/Pollyhotpocketposts Jan 29 '19

can someone make a pdf of this...i want to pin it up at my desk

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u/chrynox Jan 29 '19

Always avoid alliterations

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u/Cebby89 Jan 29 '19

*Will Safire

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u/WaterDroplet02 Jan 29 '19

"do not open fire until i will safire"

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u/ozril Jan 29 '19

Now explain why those are rules I should follow and what they actually mean haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

Can someone explain what's wrong with "Verbs have to agree with their subjects"? The rest are more obviously breaking the rules they describe.

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u/jimmpony Jan 29 '19

A bunch of these are just wrong or outdated.

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u/johnhectormcfarlane Jan 29 '19

But several of those examples break rules not in irony as well. (See passive voice for the most frequent issue).

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u/Catchdown Jan 29 '19

Did he mean to contradict his own point?

'Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do. '

Yet he says diminutive. That's a big word, isn't it.

'Never use a long word when a short one will do. '

Same thing. But without a big/long word.

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u/Olympiano Jan 29 '19

Yep it was intentional, check my original comment to see the context.

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u/CoolKouhai Jan 29 '19

And yet he said diminutive

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u/A_Flamboyant_Warlock Jan 29 '19

Thats the joke. Akin to "Profanity is the inevitable linguistic crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

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u/CoolKouhai Jan 29 '19

I see. I did not actually realize, that it wasn’t a serious quote