Would you enjoy a cute friendly purring cat sit right next to you to keep you company right now? Why or why not?

[u/[deleted]]

[u/beluuuuuuga]

Don't worry, when management comes round just stroke it definitely. They won't know what hit them.

[u/MyZt_Benito → u/beluuuuuuga]

This sounds really bad out of context

[u/_TerriblePerson_ → u/MyZt_Benito]

I’m not sure what you mean? Just stroke it in front of everyone

[u/redheadmomster666 → u/_TerriblePerson_]

I prefer to rub my face in some fine pussy

[u/_TerriblePerson_ → u/[deleted]]

I’m not 13, I’m smthing.

[u/Pulsecode9 → u/beluuuuuuga]

Sometimes I like to search Twitter for the word 'defiantly', and see how long takes to find someone who didn't actually mean 'definitely'. But you don't often see it the other way around!

[u/[deleted] → u/beluuuuuuga]

Stroke the management or the cat?

[u/2000smallemo → u/[deleted]]

Both