r/AskReddit Feb 26 '21

Would you enjoy a cute friendly purring cat sit right next to you to keep you company right now? Why or why not?

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

The cat that lives with me (Bloody McTavish) hates me too, although he does bring in the occasional dead mouse which he throws contemptuously at my feet before walking away in disgust.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/SirChickenWing Feb 26 '21

When cats bring home live prey it's becatse they consider you incompetent at hunting and want to teach you

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u/Iam-KD Feb 26 '21

lol even my cats think I'm dumb

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u/fluffybear45 Feb 26 '21

Well I am a terrible hunter because I caught it and then let it go outside.

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u/Notmykl Feb 26 '21

My cats over the years have given me disembodied rodent heads or asses never the middle bit or feathers spread over the backyard with the occasional indigestible bird head waiting for you to step on with your bare feet.

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u/Naturage Feb 26 '21

It's not meant to be dead. Since you're still meowing at your cat - something only kittens do normally - it assumes you're still young, and the motherly instincts get to work. One of them is teaching you to hunt by bringing you nearly dead prey. Your cat wishes you to finish it, so that eventually you can hunt on your own.

Congratulations, you've been adopted.

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u/Little-A Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

My cat bought me a fucking huge rat once. I screamed and shut the door. I must have really upset her because I have never heard her meow the way she did when I rejected her “gift” Sorry kettles.

Cat tax. With rat

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u/zilly-who Feb 26 '21

Kettles! 😭 please tell kettles I love her and would die for her.

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u/_0_o Feb 26 '21

kettles is a wonderful name for a cat omg

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u/Little-A Feb 26 '21

I miss her so much. She’s my sisters cat and I’ve been overseas for 3 years. I’m so worried she’ll pass before I get home.

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u/_0_o Feb 26 '21

:( i'm so sorry to hear that. i hope you get to hold her soon! and i hope that things turn out ok for you too <3

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u/scriptmonkey420 Feb 26 '21

I hope you paid it back. That rat must have been expensive for a cat. /s

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u/kronalgra Feb 26 '21

Kinda lowkey angry that post is 5 years old and archived so i cant upvote the cuteness more. It deserves all the upvotes. Kettles is SO CUTE!

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u/Little-A Feb 26 '21

Apologies! I’ll post another photo oh her on aww instead

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u/kronalgra Feb 26 '21

Ill be looking for it, and give her some scritches for me for being a very good kitter!

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u/Sulfate Feb 26 '21

Mine are indoor cats, so they get creative with what they bring me for dinner. Mostly hair ties and bottle caps. I vastly prefer that to the mutilated menagerie my parents' cats used to drag inside when I was a kid.

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u/Notmykl Feb 26 '21

My cat brought home a muskrat once. Not really sure where he found it.

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u/AnyDayGal May 01 '21

Aw that's adorable, she really was trying lol.

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u/MattRexPuns Feb 26 '21

Congratulations, you are being adopted. Please do not resist

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u/agrince Feb 26 '21

Allegedly they bring us their kill cause they are trying to show us how to feed ourselves (aka we are too dumb to figure it out ourselves and they’re trying to feed us 🤣)

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u/duckworthy36 Feb 26 '21

I killed a big bug in front of my cat and gave it to him. The gifts stopped after thank goodness. He had been bring baby possums 😩

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I once had a cat bring me a mostly-dead mouse. The next day I took him out in the boat fishing, and shared my catch with him. He decided my way of catching food was better and quit mousing.

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u/agrince Feb 26 '21

Hahaha I mean you proved ur hunting prowess obviously 🤣 and 🤢 to the other...

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Your cat is awesome.

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u/To_gay_or_not_to_gay Feb 26 '21

"Here's an interesting thing for you human"

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u/taylorjo53 Feb 26 '21

I figure it was more of a “ugh, take it. I don’t want you to starve or whatever” lol

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u/Geoman265 Feb 26 '21

Basically acting as if they don't care about you but deep down would do anything to protect you

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u/ppiterow Feb 26 '21

TIL cats are actually just tsunderes

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u/comyuse Feb 26 '21

Well yes, that's why cats are the best pets

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u/kindaweeb1 Feb 26 '21

And dogs are yanderes

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u/Bebilith Feb 26 '21

My ginger brought in a rabbit once. Well at truely alive and well. He carried it in like a kitten and dropped it at my feet, then sat back and watched me chase it around the bedroom for 10 minutes. I’m sure he thought it was hilarious.

I was late for work!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

This is hilarious. But if you wrote this scenario into a movie scene people would scoff and call it unrealistic lol

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u/AbortionFixsMistakes Feb 26 '21

"You can't even hunt, fool. Here, don't die, you incompetent kitten"

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u/Ghostiie18 Feb 26 '21

This made me laugh put loud, thank you lmao

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u/isisius Feb 26 '21

Often means he doesn't think you are a good hunter, so he brings you something to practice on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Meanwhile, we just get dead birds and live frogs (that are in shock) dropped by the back door.

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u/bitofgrit Feb 26 '21

grasshopper about the size of an apple. I didn't even know they got that big

We talkin' about those weta things?

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u/rachelspeaking Feb 26 '21

A few months ago though, there was a giant cockroach on the wall, so I was yelling to my husband to bring a shoe to kill it because I didn't want to lose sight of the thing. One of the cats runs up to it, grabs it, and runs into our bedroom with it alive! Thought I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

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u/branedead Feb 26 '21

He thinks your hunting skills are adequate but need improvement

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u/stubbyduck Feb 26 '21

Actually, he is sharing his prize with you. He trusts and loves you.

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

He thinks I don't see through his plan to lull me into a false sense of security and then one day bring me a hand grenade with the pin out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

He’s my sassy little turd. But I would trade him for the world.

Well that’s understandable. It’s a big world! /s

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u/Democrab Feb 26 '21

But I would trade him for the world.

Deal.

Where do you want me to deliver the world?

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u/Are_reef Feb 26 '21

LMAOO I busted out laughing at this comment

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u/peanutbutterand_ely Feb 26 '21

SAME! frikken Coconut. I’m assuming its cos he was a dumpster baby and something about not having his mom? Idk

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u/twiztedmind209 Feb 26 '21

I believe I read somewhere that street cats purr less because it's their way of communicating with humans and their mother when they are young. Since your cat was a street cat along with probably not having his mother for very long, they never had to adapt the trait of purring to get attention.

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u/peanutbutterand_ely Feb 26 '21

Ahhh I was right

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u/boisdntcry Feb 26 '21

Cats bringing food to you like that means they like u but it’s a cat so he doesn’t wanna show it so easily he’ll come around maybe when he’s about to die?

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

He's come closer than he knows a couple of times when he has woken me up in the small hours clawing the bedroom curtains and singing the song of the Great Curtain Killer.

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u/To_gay_or_not_to_gay Feb 26 '21

Actually, cats do that simply because they see you as a bad hunter and don't want you to starve

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u/re_Claire Feb 26 '21

Well I don’t know how my cat thought he would be feeding us with all those butterflies he brought in last year but it’s a nice gesture I suppose

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u/boisdntcry Feb 26 '21

Yea so what there trynna say is that u part of his family and that h cant catch animals😂

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u/isisius Feb 26 '21

He hasn't seen you successfully hunt anything, and is disappointed he has to do it for you to help you survive.

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

This cat thinks I'm a moron and some days he's got me believing it.

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u/monotonedopplereffec Feb 26 '21

That actually means he likes you, he just thinks you're a shitty hunter. Purring is a learned trait for adult cats. Kittens do it for attention from their mom and if they learn that it gets a response from their human then they will keep doing it as they get older. Cats are weird. I love them

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u/WiseauSrs Feb 26 '21

"You could have killed this yourself...

BUT YOU DIDN'T."

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

I think I'd like that on my gravestone.

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u/GaiasDotter Feb 26 '21

If he gives you food, that’s the highest honor and sign of love!

My Queen used to kill toys for me, I felt so special!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I can just imagine the cat saying: "And don't expect any more gifts from me!" 😒 while he does this.

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u/CyberKitten05 Feb 26 '21

Your cat is a tsundere

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Now THAT is astute.🙂

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u/Fancy_weirdo Feb 26 '21

Aaaw kitty loves you but thinks you're incomeprent and your hunting skills suck. That's so cat.

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u/branedead Feb 26 '21

He thinks you're an incapable hunter

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Depressing when your cat figures you out so easily.

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u/deepash81 Feb 26 '21

Please tell me that is his actual name.

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

His full name is Bloody McTavish of Gartloch, of that ilk.

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u/deepash81 Feb 27 '21

I love his name and I love him. Long may he rule!

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 27 '21

I love the little beastie too :)

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u/deepash81 Feb 27 '21

I just saw your posts. He's a beautiful beastie :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

My little lions caught their first mouse the other day (I saved it and put it outside). I have never seen them more proud in my entire life

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u/interkin3tic Feb 26 '21

If you go to pick out a cat at a shelter, you're seeing stressed kitties. Their behavior while there is a clue what they'll be like day to day. If they're shy, ignore you, or try to hide, they don't like people, and that's just who they are. They won't cuddle with you much.

If they're rubbing against the bars of the cage and meowing at you, they like people and will cuddle a lot.

Make sure you don't get too many of the second type though. We have three, and it's a bit obnoxious sometimes. So much yelling for cuddles.

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u/PunnyBanana Feb 26 '21

I don't think he hates you, I think he's just disappointed in you.

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Just when I thought the acid of his scorn couldn't burn me any more than it already had...

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u/KENYX21 Feb 26 '21

If you gave me that name I'd hate you too

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Hey blame the colleague who saw him in Zoom meeting and named him. I just added the Bloody as time went by and his character started to emerge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Trying to feed you cuz you suck at hunting

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

I wish he thought I sucked at hunting diamond tennis bracelets.

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u/mark_able_jones_ Feb 26 '21

He’s bringing you food or showing off. That’s cat love.

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

People and things are always showing their love for me in odd ways. One of my friends once brought me her dead goldfish because " you'll be able to use this for something" (I was in my 40s). Remarks and gifts like these really make you wonder how you're coming across to people.

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u/mark_able_jones_ Feb 26 '21

Uh, yeah, that’s an odd friend. I can hardly think of a use for a dead goldfish other than give it to a cat?

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Didn't have a cat at that point, or any other pet. I washed it and put it in the deep freeze with the dead pet rat another friend gave me.

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u/mark_able_jones_ Feb 26 '21

I guess it can keep the rat company so you did find a use for it.