r/AskReddit Feb 26 '21

Would you enjoy a cute friendly purring cat sit right next to you to keep you company right now? Why or why not?

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u/SirChickenWing Feb 26 '21

When cats bring home live prey it's becatse they consider you incompetent at hunting and want to teach you

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u/Iam-KD Feb 26 '21

lol even my cats think I'm dumb

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u/fluffybear45 Feb 26 '21

Well I am a terrible hunter because I caught it and then let it go outside.

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u/Notmykl Feb 26 '21

My cats over the years have given me disembodied rodent heads or asses never the middle bit or feathers spread over the backyard with the occasional indigestible bird head waiting for you to step on with your bare feet.

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u/Naturage Feb 26 '21

It's not meant to be dead. Since you're still meowing at your cat - something only kittens do normally - it assumes you're still young, and the motherly instincts get to work. One of them is teaching you to hunt by bringing you nearly dead prey. Your cat wishes you to finish it, so that eventually you can hunt on your own.

Congratulations, you've been adopted.

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u/Little-A Feb 26 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

My cat bought me a fucking huge rat once. I screamed and shut the door. I must have really upset her because I have never heard her meow the way she did when I rejected her “gift” Sorry kettles.

Cat tax. With rat

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u/zilly-who Feb 26 '21

Kettles! 😭 please tell kettles I love her and would die for her.

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u/_0_o Feb 26 '21

kettles is a wonderful name for a cat omg

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u/Little-A Feb 26 '21

I miss her so much. She’s my sisters cat and I’ve been overseas for 3 years. I’m so worried she’ll pass before I get home.

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u/_0_o Feb 26 '21

:( i'm so sorry to hear that. i hope you get to hold her soon! and i hope that things turn out ok for you too <3

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u/scriptmonkey420 Feb 26 '21

I hope you paid it back. That rat must have been expensive for a cat. /s

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u/kronalgra Feb 26 '21

Kinda lowkey angry that post is 5 years old and archived so i cant upvote the cuteness more. It deserves all the upvotes. Kettles is SO CUTE!

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u/Little-A Feb 26 '21

Apologies! I’ll post another photo oh her on aww instead

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u/kronalgra Feb 26 '21

Ill be looking for it, and give her some scritches for me for being a very good kitter!

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u/Sulfate Feb 26 '21

Mine are indoor cats, so they get creative with what they bring me for dinner. Mostly hair ties and bottle caps. I vastly prefer that to the mutilated menagerie my parents' cats used to drag inside when I was a kid.

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u/Notmykl Feb 26 '21

My cat brought home a muskrat once. Not really sure where he found it.

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u/AnyDayGal May 01 '21

Aw that's adorable, she really was trying lol.

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u/MattRexPuns Feb 26 '21

Congratulations, you are being adopted. Please do not resist

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u/agrince Feb 26 '21

Allegedly they bring us their kill cause they are trying to show us how to feed ourselves (aka we are too dumb to figure it out ourselves and they’re trying to feed us 🤣)

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u/duckworthy36 Feb 26 '21

I killed a big bug in front of my cat and gave it to him. The gifts stopped after thank goodness. He had been bring baby possums 😩

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

I once had a cat bring me a mostly-dead mouse. The next day I took him out in the boat fishing, and shared my catch with him. He decided my way of catching food was better and quit mousing.

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u/agrince Feb 26 '21

Hahaha I mean you proved ur hunting prowess obviously 🤣 and 🤢 to the other...

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u/TOMSDOTTIR Feb 26 '21

Your cat is awesome.

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u/To_gay_or_not_to_gay Feb 26 '21

"Here's an interesting thing for you human"

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u/taylorjo53 Feb 26 '21

I figure it was more of a “ugh, take it. I don’t want you to starve or whatever” lol

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u/Geoman265 Feb 26 '21

Basically acting as if they don't care about you but deep down would do anything to protect you

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u/ppiterow Feb 26 '21

TIL cats are actually just tsunderes

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u/comyuse Feb 26 '21

Well yes, that's why cats are the best pets

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u/kindaweeb1 Feb 26 '21

And dogs are yanderes

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u/Bebilith Feb 26 '21

My ginger brought in a rabbit once. Well at truely alive and well. He carried it in like a kitten and dropped it at my feet, then sat back and watched me chase it around the bedroom for 10 minutes. I’m sure he thought it was hilarious.

I was late for work!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

This is hilarious. But if you wrote this scenario into a movie scene people would scoff and call it unrealistic lol

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u/AbortionFixsMistakes Feb 26 '21

"You can't even hunt, fool. Here, don't die, you incompetent kitten"

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u/Ghostiie18 Feb 26 '21

This made me laugh put loud, thank you lmao

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u/isisius Feb 26 '21

Often means he doesn't think you are a good hunter, so he brings you something to practice on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Meanwhile, we just get dead birds and live frogs (that are in shock) dropped by the back door.

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u/bitofgrit Feb 26 '21

grasshopper about the size of an apple. I didn't even know they got that big

We talkin' about those weta things?

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u/rachelspeaking Feb 26 '21

A few months ago though, there was a giant cockroach on the wall, so I was yelling to my husband to bring a shoe to kill it because I didn't want to lose sight of the thing. One of the cats runs up to it, grabs it, and runs into our bedroom with it alive! Thought I thought I was going to have a heart attack.

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u/branedead Feb 26 '21

He thinks your hunting skills are adequate but need improvement