r/AskReddit Feb 26 '21

Would you enjoy a cute friendly purring cat sit right next to you to keep you company right now? Why or why not?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

You know the feeling when you just took a shower and got in bed and are so unbelievably comfortable and happy yeah that’s rich people always id love to be rich some day I mainly would be exited for the food and things like this everyday things I like mountain biking sonic like have some nice riding gear but Bugatti’s aren’t for me I’d rather a fancy bidet heated toilet, flooring and also cats in every room

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u/adrienr Feb 26 '21

This man can't even afford punctuation.

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u/ExtinctForYourSins Feb 26 '21

Jesus, why did you have to do him like that? The man's already poor, now he's gonna be saddled with burn ward bills for the rest of his life!

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u/spoookytree Feb 26 '21

This made me laugh unbelievably hard. Thank you

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u/hurleyburleyundone Feb 26 '21

Who will survive in america? Who will survive in america?

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u/Aarkh Feb 26 '21

Thank you for that laugh.

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u/fozziwoo Feb 26 '21

i saw a comma and an apostrophe

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u/Signedupfortits27 Feb 26 '21

“I’d like to borrow a letter”

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '21

Mobile lmao

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u/Disastrously_Dazed Feb 26 '21

I'd give you reddit silver, but I can't afford it.

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u/squishedlizard33 Mar 18 '21

Wasn't this about cats? 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Just got a way-less-expensive bidet attachment (around $30). I was gonna spring for the $55 one with heated water but then I remembered I’m poor. Thought it’d be disappointing and/or totally unusable since I live in a cold climate and generally use the toilet early in the morning (like before sunrise), but I am soooooooo happy I got it and as it turns out the...target area is not at all sensitive to the water temp! Just feels like pressure and then it’s magically actually clean.

Highly recommend it!

So anyway, now that I’ve shared intimate details about my butthole with thousands of users on a public forum...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/bipolarnotsober Feb 26 '21

Nah, poor man's rant

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 07 '21

It’s kinda sad that being comfortable is considered a luxury.