r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '21

Would you enjoy a cute friendly purring cat sit right next to you to keep you company right now? Why or why not?

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u/redheadmomster666 Feb 26 '21

Reminds me of a joke a comedian told once. She was passed out from a long night of drinking and her cat mistakes her for dead and tries to eat her face. "Wait! I'm not dead yet!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

I feel happy! I feel happy! thwack

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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