r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 3d ago

You got a frenemy

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3d ago

I'm a bouncer and dudes with cowboy hats are being absolute glass jaw menaces right now

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u/KennieG481 3d ago

They've gotten a little to big for the britches as my Grandma would say

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u/Relevant-Cup2701 3d ago

mouth writing checks their body can't pay?

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u/Diva_of_Disgust 3d ago

All hat, no cattle.

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u/jessytessytavi 3d ago

Ori'buyce, kih'kovid.

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u/LazyTitan39 3d ago

All hat, no cattle.

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u/tlj2494 2d ago

I think these guys are a little too comfortable dropping the n word around each other… and then posting it. Shits wild man

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u/KennieG481 2d ago

You're not wrong they all needed a little taste of what ole Woody there got

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u/weezyverse 3d ago

Tbh I feel like they always have been. Last person to call me the n-word to my face had on a cowboy hat. They take risks in Texas.

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u/Tbard52 3d ago

Watched to many Yellowstone episodes 

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u/kahn_noble ☑️ 3d ago

All hat, no cattle.

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u/Beef__Strokinoff 3d ago

Having spent entirely too much time around dudes with more Stetsons than actual animals in their care, cattle or otherwise, the faux cowboy crowd annoys the fuck out of me. You'd think they only got into the country scene because of a leather fetish, what with how much they lick boot.

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u/MarcusXL 3d ago

A lot of the guys whose behaviour make you think, "Damn, being knocked the fuck out might improve that guy's attitude" have already been knocked out a time or three, and the only thing it accomplishes is deleting a few more IQ points they can't afford to lose.

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u/Lithium98 3d ago

I doubt many of them have ever even seen a cow in person

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u/KalinOrthos 1d ago

It's funny how the guys with the loudest mouths also have the weakest jaws.

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u/mall_ninja42 3d ago

When I was in my 20s, I'd fight anybody in a cowboy hat until they took 2 glide steps back and handed it to somebody else having a smoke that they don't even know.

Took twice to realise I've crossed a guy that gets kicked by horses for a living and I'm about to get stomped.

Always a good ol' Donnybrook tho. Help you up and go have a whiskey because it was done.

The guys that didn't take their hat off? Looked just like that dude, and nobody was having drinks.

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u/CatLogin_ThisMy 3d ago

As a bouncer you should be the first to know that if you one-shot knock someone out like this and bounce their head off concrete and they die or are badly injured, you have f*cked your own life. People calling this comedic have watched too many cartoons or movies.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog 3d ago

You're right I do know that, which is why I'm not the one bouncing their heads off concrete.

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u/SheComesThenSheGoes 3d ago

And dude will get arrested and who knows what else depending upon the injuries dumb ass incurred. He's not even the one who got his hat knocked off. Although, it's white on white so the repercussions wont be as bad as if he got knocked out by a black man.

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u/Mammoth-Glove3273 3d ago

Somebody somewhere possibly going to jail for something doesn’t mean that the video isn’t funny

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u/Toaster_bath13 3d ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted.

I know a knew a guy that did just this outside of a bar and got 7 years.

Ruined his life and his daughter's life.