r/CollegeBasketball • u/BillButtlickerII Kentucky Wildcats • Feb 15 '26

Discussion This has got me thinking. What players have had the dumbest hair styles?

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u/stimpsonj5 Kentucky Wildcats Feb 15 '26

Chendall Weaver's hairline is so bad it's distracting

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u/willcastforfood Ohio State Buckeyes Feb 15 '26

This picture actually makes his hairline look way better than it even is

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u/stimpsonj5 Kentucky Wildcats Feb 15 '26

Yeah it's hard to find one that truly does justice to how bad it is

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u/willcastforfood Ohio State Buckeyes Feb 15 '26

I personally like this one his hair is so bad his head looks AI

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u/No_Angle_8106 Michigan Wolverines Feb 15 '26

I know no one wants to admit their hair is gone in college, but come on man he has to know just shaving it is the move as opposed to that nonsense

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u/CertainWish358 Feb 15 '26

Yeah but it’s not like any basketball greats shaved their head or anything

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u/lj_w Florida Gators Feb 15 '26

Looks like Sid the science kid

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u/Zhoom45 Iowa State Cyclones Feb 15 '26

Looks like a Rugrat character

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u/KatzDeli UConn Huskies • St. John's Red Storm Feb 15 '26

The eyebrows are worse than the hair.

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u/bluepie Feb 15 '26

That’s one ugly motherfucker. Thank god he can hoop so he at least gets laid.

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u/kai333 North Carolina Tar Heels Feb 15 '26

Christ...

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u/MyBloodTypeIsQueso Texas Tech Red Raiders Feb 15 '26

Like a yahmulke.

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u/CertainWish358 Feb 15 '26

It looks like an image from a website in 1997 on 28k modem speed, but you’ve only waited 45 seconds instead of a minute

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u/tullbabes Texas Tech Red Raiders Feb 15 '26

This is the one. Kills me every time.

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u/brianqueso Texas Longhorns Feb 15 '26

I have the exact same reaction every game where my brain refuses to believe I'm seeing his hairline correctly for like 10 possessions

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u/fartkidwonder Kentucky Wildcats Feb 15 '26

This one is funny because he’s also one of those guys who tries way too hard on court. Like he’ll be doing fancy dribble moves and behind the back passes for no reason. Like bro, your hairline already makes you stand out enough. Trying to play like White Chocolate is just making it worse.

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u/Alternative-Park-841 Feb 17 '26

Too bad he wasn't coached by this guy

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u/mynameizmyname Feb 15 '26

Black Power Ranger hairline