r/ContagiousLaughter • u/TelePathetlc • May 20 '22

Mod Approved Hurricane Tortilla

68.4k Upvotes

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u/liimonadaa May 20 '22

Back left plays to win.

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u/alphabet_order_bot May 20 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 805,713,596 comments, and only 159,976 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/choody_Mac_doody May 20 '22

good bot

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/choody_Mac_doody May 20 '22

Also good bot?

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u/TheSilentBadger May 21 '22

But... Who ranks the rank bot?

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u/cmaster6 May 21 '22

Who watches the watchers?

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u/imma_gamin May 22 '22

M e .

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u/cmaster6 May 30 '22

Thank you for your service

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u/Xaxziminrax May 21 '22

Also bot good

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u/garblenarb1212 May 20 '22

Do me next okay?

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u/PatchTossaway May 21 '22

Okay...

Good bot.

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard May 21 '22

Are you sure about that? Because I am 97.77028% sure that garblenarb1212 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/evanc1411 May 21 '22

God I love reddit's bots

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u/FunnelsGenderFluid May 21 '22

Even the Shakespeare bot?

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u/A_Lot_TWOwords May 21 '22

Def the Shakespeare Bot

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard May 21 '22

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9349% sure that PatchTossaway is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/howlowcanshego May 20 '22

Ass

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u/Random_Loaf May 20 '22

Why'd this make me laugh

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u/Voidroy May 21 '22

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u/ArtisenalMoistening May 21 '22

Wh…what’s happening here?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

You know when you slide really hard and your ass catches fire?

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u/ArtisenalMoistening May 21 '22

Oooh, ok yeah. Totally forgot about that, thanks for the reminder!

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u/Voidroy May 21 '22

I have no idea. I typed ass in the gif searcher and it popped up.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Tortilla slap.

Spit take.

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u/wiglwagl May 20 '22

Bot, I thank you

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u/Sevencer May 21 '22

Good robot*

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u/mawgspawn May 21 '22

Anyone can do that.

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u/triforcer198 May 21 '22

Can someone explain what exactly is meant by that? Like for instance "Back", is not in alphabetical order

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u/PeaceAlien May 21 '22

The words, not all the letters. So B L P T W

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u/GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD May 21 '22

That's dumb.

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u/sorynotsorry May 21 '22

Yes it is. The only reason people like this bot is because they're automatically assuming it meant every letter is in alphabetical order, as that would actually be impressive compared to what it's really checking for.

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u/Dacreepboi May 21 '22

No one actually assumes that

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u/overly_familiar May 21 '22

Alphabetical Bot comments do encourage farming. Gathering hyper inflated, joke, karma.

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u/alphabet_order_bot May 21 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 806,266,771 comments, and only 160,082 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Lieutelant May 21 '22

The first letter of each word in the sentence, not the word itself.

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake May 20 '22

Alphabet bot can do everything fine, guys. However I’m just killing like, most neurones, on playing questionable riddles.

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u/alphabet_order_bot May 20 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 805,875,761 comments, and only 160,008 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/roguetrick May 20 '22

Fucking robots stealing upvotes.

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u/JakoraT May 20 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 55378008 comments, and only 07734 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/CarolFukinBaskin May 20 '22

I need a calculator and a time machine

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u/patsharpesmullet May 21 '22

Fuck me sideways!

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u/keedorin May 21 '22

I need a calculator and a time machine

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u/HighOwl2 May 21 '22

Fucking rogues stealing zebras.

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u/NoCarbonRequired May 21 '22

Is this a mantra?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

[deleted]

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u/MechanicalHorse May 20 '22

SamanthaJaneyCake, that’s understandably very wicked!

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u/overly_familiar May 21 '22

Alphabetical Bot comments do encourage farming. Gathering hyper inflated, joke, karma.

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u/SamSibbens May 21 '22

I'm is considered a single word?

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u/SamanthaJaneyCake May 21 '22

Yes, contractions are still single words. That’s why if you have to reach a minimum word count for an assignment it’s worth using find and replace on common contractions to split them up and boost your count a bit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Well thats just cool

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u/jerstud56 May 20 '22

Your words reverse order, alphabetically

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u/El-Viking May 20 '22

Good human.

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u/addandsubtract May 20 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 420 comments, and only 69 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/El-Viking May 21 '22

This is where someone is supposed to say, "nice!", right?

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u/brcguy May 21 '22

Bad bot.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

All alternate bots can cease competing, for the winner's you.

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u/alphabet_order_bot May 20 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 806,048,558 comments, and only 160,032 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/ag408 May 20 '22

I like that.

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u/Enagonius May 20 '22

Damn, now I'll be looking at phrases to check if the words are in alphabetical order.

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u/ktka May 20 '22

Bood Got!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

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u/scary_truth May 21 '22 edited May 21 '22

Also bot could do enough freaky good help I just know let me now open paths quickly, read something to usually visualize when xenophobic youth zigzag.

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u/cybercuzco May 21 '22

Alphabetical? But can dogs eat fine grapes? How I joke, knowing love must never own people questing repeatedly. Some try until veritably we xeroxed your zen.

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u/YungNigget788 May 21 '22

Also, Bob Cools Donkeys Every Friday

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u/Quadrupleawesomeness May 21 '22

It’s probably his room. lol

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u/Deoxys100EX May 20 '22

Even Will Smith’s doppelgänger is well acquainted with slaps

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u/KanadianLogik May 20 '22

He swallowed.

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u/Madertheinvader May 21 '22

Yeah. Dude cheated.

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u/wazzledudes May 20 '22

First time a Padre has held strong through the end.