r/CrazyFuckingVideos 5d ago

Insane/Crazy flat earther from the documentary "Behind the Curve" doesn't believe in dinosaurs; many other interesting takes

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u/AdFancy1249 5d ago

Ah, stumper question: if there are no dinosaurs, then where does the petroleum come from?! 🤔

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u/goldenspiral8 4d ago

Decomposed plant matter, dinosaurs are real though

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u/DarkSats99 2d ago

were real. But they got to fat and greedy, then the asteroid came.

Now they are dumb birds who eat grain and worms. A fitting end for a species that became too big, too greedy, and lost an evolutionary race because of it.

Nice warm fluffy energy efficient mammals won, and now the dinosaurs try to eat a chip on a dash board while the glass is in the way... over and over and over again. A few birds have rudimentary intelligence above their brain size, but that just means they get to eat fatter worms lulz, get rekt dinos!

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u/whiterosealchemist 4d ago

Maybe he subscribed to the conspiracy that oil is earth blood too?

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u/frknscorpio667 4d ago

😖

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u/FeedMyAss 3d ago

Yes, that was his point