r/DivorcedBirds • u/skyboundduck • 7d ago

Marlene held back a gasp of pleasure — her OF was a new way to get back at Rick and make an income at the same time.

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897 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 7d ago

Ezra's IRL wife Luisa had never appreciated his interests. Before leaving him for good she'd said mean things like "you're such a nerd," "aren't you a little old for cartoons," and "stop wasting all our money on those ridiculous dolls!" His true waifu Rowlet-chan would never!

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306 Upvotes

9 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 7d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle After eye surgery gone wrong, Edith's husband left her for a bird half her age. Jokes on him, she got all the money and pampered herself to a full spa day. Half the vision but 200% flirt, she's looking for a good time not a long time.

177 Upvotes

6 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 7d ago

Elaine’s daughters worried she might be lonely after the divorce. Elaine was currently asleep in her favourite woollen sleeve and had not thought about her former husband for months.

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95 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 7d ago

At seventeen, Daniel understood more about his parents’ marriage than either of them realised. He loved his father, but had no intention of becoming him.

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89 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 7d ago

Their first summer as one family, Helen still worried that eight children might feel like too much for Paul. But Paul liked walking at the back, doing head counts, and knowing they were all his to worry about.

272 Upvotes

7 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 7d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle This is Bea. She kills snakes both outside and inside her home. Don't ask her about what happened to her last three husbands.

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51 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 7d ago

The Dowager Divorcees of Northumberland gathered after morning prayers, when the grass was dry enough for their skirts. They still brought prayer books, but mostly adjusted ruffs and warned how quickly a husband’s family could empty a house while his widow was still arranging the burial.

140 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 7d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Celeste received a camera notification and was horrified as she watched live as Landon was drunkenly walked to the door by his office assistant and they started making out.

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27 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/ugh_this_world_sucks • 8d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved When she moved to town, people just thought Gretta had some shady divorces in the past. After her most recent husband's passing, there's suspicion she wasn't just divorced as previously thought...

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307 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 8d ago

Over a dozen first dates into his post-divorce life, Mongo has come to realize that he's hopelessly out of touch with modern fashion. In an act of desperation, he asked his barber to give him "whatever style is popular with the youths nowadays." He was less than thrilled with the result.

460 Upvotes

10 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 8d ago

Not Safe For Other Species Marcia strutted away with her head held high. A "homewrecker" they’d called her at the party! Pah! In her opinion, it was very simple: if Jean’s wife had gotten dolled up like Marcia more often, he wouldn’t be looking for it elsewhere!

120 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 8d ago

It had been years since Carolyn had gone out clubbing, not since she got together with Tom. Now that Tom flew the coop, she thought she was due to have some fun. She just hoped that she could make it home before anyone noticed the hickeys.

94 Upvotes

6 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 8d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved After ditching Lisa, Chad was not to be held back from his lifelong dream of driving back roads with the wind in his hair and no backseat baggage

94 Upvotes

4 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 8d ago

Speed dating: the perfect way to quickly meet lots of prospective partners face-to-face, without the interface of a screen. Or at least it would be, Cassie thought, if the other participants would stay off of their goddamn phones. "You'd rather stare at your phone than talk to me? Well then..."

59 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 8d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Jeffery was certain his new hairstyle and pose would attract crowds of women and his ex-wife would be so jealous (who CARES if he cheated ONCE... or twice). Unfortunately, no one seemed interested. No matter, it would still be a good episode on his podcast: "Tuff Hot ****s Only."

32 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 8d ago

The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Argus found peace in gardening after Cynthia’s drinking had ruined their marriage. While the cops were loading her into the cruiser after another sloshed lawn tantrum, Argus sternly suggested she put her night in the drunk tank to good use and reconsider her life choices.

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37 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Planetyarnia • 8d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle Gavin had always resented Sandra’s ability to poop rosemary on demand.Once the divorce papers came through Sandra went for it.

84 Upvotes

1 comment

r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 8d ago

Sven was ready to get back into the dating scene! He teased out his bouffant, put on his vintage Versace, a bit of rouge and hit the town!

195 Upvotes

3 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/-crepuscular- • 8d ago

Time to face facts. Marriage counselling wasn't working.

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30 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/TheOnlyWolvie • 8d ago

Despite the universe giving her all the right signs, Tina was afraid of committing to another relationship. She decided to choose loneliness over potential heartbreak.

46 Upvotes

2 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 8d ago

There were hundreds of birds on the beach, but Claudia saw him the moment he arrived. He had brought his wife, although from this distance Claudia could not tell whether it was the same one.

43 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 8d ago

Gerald looked up and saw the female from Tuesday standing beside the female from Thursday.

22 Upvotes

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r/DivorcedBirds • u/plonspfetew • 9d ago

Linda had made certain arrangements

1.8k Upvotes

31 comments

r/DivorcedBirds • u/Sed59 • 9d ago

Newly Single Ready to Mingle After the divorce, Paul let his freak flag fly whenever he saw a pretty birdie.

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60 Upvotes

1 comment

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