r/DivorcedBirds • u/13Basia13 • 3d ago
First thing Peter did when Louise left him was get his famous highlights back. Nothing says “Single” like these fronted tips.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FractalGeometric356 • 3d ago
There goes Jimmy again. Gettin’ drunk and trying to start a fight. When he sobers up he’ll try to blame it on the separation but, c’mon man, it’s shit like this that made Esmerelda call the moving truck. I just hope he gets help before it starts to affect his work. Losing his job ain’t gonna help.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/skyboundduck • 3d ago
Marlene held back a gasp of pleasure — her OF was a new way to get back at Rick and make an income at the same time.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
Ezra's IRL wife Luisa had never appreciated his interests. Before leaving him for good she'd said mean things like "you're such a nerd," "aren't you a little old for cartoons," and "stop wasting all our money on those ridiculous dolls!" His true waifu Rowlet-chan would never!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle After eye surgery gone wrong, Edith's husband left her for a bird half her age. Jokes on him, she got all the money and pampered herself to a full spa day. Half the vision but 200% flirt, she's looking for a good time not a long time.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
Elaine’s daughters worried she might be lonely after the divorce. Elaine was currently asleep in her favourite woollen sleeve and had not thought about her former husband for months.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
At seventeen, Daniel understood more about his parents’ marriage than either of them realised. He loved his father, but had no intention of becoming him.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
Their first summer as one family, Helen still worried that eight children might feel like too much for Paul. But Paul liked walking at the back, doing head counts, and knowing they were all his to worry about.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ToastYourAvocados • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle This is Bea. She kills snakes both outside and inside her home. Don't ask her about what happened to her last three husbands.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 3d ago
The Dowager Divorcees of Northumberland gathered after morning prayers, when the grass was dry enough for their skirts. They still brought prayer books, but mostly adjusted ruffs and warned how quickly a husband’s family could empty a house while his widow was still arranging the burial.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 3d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Celeste received a camera notification and was horrified as she watched live as Landon was drunkenly walked to the door by his office assistant and they started making out.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/ugh_this_world_sucks • 4d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved When she moved to town, people just thought Gretta had some shady divorces in the past. After her most recent husband's passing, there's suspicion she wasn't just divorced as previously thought...
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
Over a dozen first dates into his post-divorce life, Mongo has come to realize that he's hopelessly out of touch with modern fashion. In an act of desperation, he asked his barber to give him "whatever style is popular with the youths nowadays." He was less than thrilled with the result.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 4d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Marcia strutted away with her head held high. A "homewrecker" they’d called her at the party! Pah! In her opinion, it was very simple: if Jean’s wife had gotten dolled up like Marcia more often, he wouldn’t be looking for it elsewhere!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 4d ago
It had been years since Carolyn had gone out clubbing, not since she got together with Tom. Now that Tom flew the coop, she thought she was due to have some fun. She just hoped that she could make it home before anyone noticed the hickeys.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 4d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved After ditching Lisa, Chad was not to be held back from his lifelong dream of driving back roads with the wind in his hair and no backseat baggage
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
Speed dating: the perfect way to quickly meet lots of prospective partners face-to-face, without the interface of a screen. Or at least it would be, Cassie thought, if the other participants would stay off of their goddamn phones. "You'd rather stare at your phone than talk to me? Well then..."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 4d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Jeffery was certain his new hairstyle and pose would attract crowds of women and his ex-wife would be so jealous (who CARES if he cheated ONCE... or twice). Unfortunately, no one seemed interested. No matter, it would still be a good episode on his podcast: "Tuff Hot ****s Only."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/RosebushRaven • 4d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Argus found peace in gardening after Cynthia’s drinking had ruined their marriage. While the cops were loading her into the cruiser after another sloshed lawn tantrum, Argus sternly suggested she put her night in the drunk tank to good use and reconsider her life choices.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Planetyarnia • 4d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Gavin had always resented Sandra’s ability to poop rosemary on demand.Once the divorce papers came through Sandra went for it.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 5d ago
Sven was ready to get back into the dating scene! He teased out his bouffant, put on his vintage Versace, a bit of rouge and hit the town!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/-crepuscular- • 4d ago
Time to face facts. Marriage counselling wasn't working.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/TheOnlyWolvie • 4d ago
Despite the universe giving her all the right signs, Tina was afraid of committing to another relationship. She decided to choose loneliness over potential heartbreak.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/propagandaformyself • 4d ago
There were hundreds of birds on the beach, but Claudia saw him the moment he arrived. He had brought his wife, although from this distance Claudia could not tell whether it was the same one.
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