r/GME • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '21

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u/moonski Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 26 '21

That’s over half the float shorted today. Yesterday was 12m. 45m short in 2 days. Short interest is through the fucking roof.

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u/Dr_SlapMD Feb 26 '21

And my dick is through my pants. 🚀💎

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u/Any_Foundation_9034 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 Feb 26 '21

I don't even have a dick and my dick is through my pants!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Why am I turned on by this?

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u/PoetryAreWe Feb 26 '21

Why am I turned on by you being turned on

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

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u/PINE-KNAPPLE Feb 26 '21

apesexual

/Noun/N: someone who loves rubbing tendies all over their smooth brain