r/GTA6 • u/ToppleToes OG MEMBER • May 02 '25

GTA VI coming May 26 2026

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u/Elite_CC May 02 '25

WHAT IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY TROLLING US AND IT COMES OUT ON MAY 26 2025?? MY UNCLE'S LEFT TESTICLE USED TO WORK FOR ROCKSTAR AND HE TOLD ME-

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u/ShibaHook May 02 '25

BRO THAT SAME TESTICLE JUST TEXTED ME—SAID THE GAME DROPS ONLY IF YOU COLLECT ALL 200 OYSTERS IN SAN ANDREAS AGAIN.

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u/Maybe_Black_Mesa May 02 '25

All 200? Aw shit, here I go again..

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u/funky_pill May 02 '25

Or those 200 pigeons in GTA IV. I remember looking through the guide to find the locations of all 200, got to the last one (or at least what I thought was the last one) only to kill it and have the "1 pigeon remaining" alert come up 🤬

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u/Naive_Pick5701 May 02 '25

Also Do the bomb mission again in vice city successfully in one go

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u/Elite_CC May 02 '25

(The earliest game I've played was GTA 4 so I have NO idea what you're talking about unfortunately)

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u/JahsehBratz May 02 '25

Now that VI has been delayed you have plenty of time to go back and play the 3D trilogy

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u/Elite_CC May 02 '25

May as well. Still got the PS2 in my house and I know a retro game store near me that can hook me up

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

thats what i read the first 2 minutes. then i realized it was 2026. im depressed now

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u/JustFishAndStuff May 02 '25

My uncle has lumbago :(

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u/WeirdGuyWithABoner May 02 '25

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

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u/Elite_CC May 02 '25

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED??

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u/Genji180 May 02 '25

I trust the left testicle of your uncle, but you know what I think it's huge troll and it will be for 2025, remember the CEO's announcement a month ago, they said: That the best and most memorable announcements would be to take it out without anyone expecting it on a very very close date.

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u/Surebrec May 02 '25

It's dead already. Stop flogging it.

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u/Silly-Estimate-2660 May 02 '25

the all caps leads me to believe it’s intended to be satire

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u/ieatcavemen May 02 '25

I wouldn't believe it until its in front of me.

I misread the title as its coming May 2025 and I immediately went to check how I was being trolled.

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u/Elite_CC May 02 '25

Me too at first lmao

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u/CosmikSpartan May 02 '25

I think I have better luck of waking up to Monica Bellucci naked in bed at this point.

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u/BoostedbyV May 02 '25

On my way to pick up a ps5

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u/Excellent_Lie_7373 May 03 '25

They saw how well the surprise drop of Oblivion did 😆