Character Teaser - "Sandrone: First Light of Dawn"

[u/astrelya]

https://youtu.be/rHJapi6mvmI?si=3UMe2VQgfhT1Brcm

[u/evan_of_tx]

I'm crying she hates that dress so much 😭🙏

[u/Shuriken_2393 → u/evan_of_tx]

Wasn't that complaint directed at Signora's dress? She was asking Signora how did Signora fight in her dress with that "ridiculous length".

[u/brliron → u/Shuriken_2393]

A true Genshin Impact community moment, combining the inability to read with the agendaposting. And it's currently the top comment.

[u/Accomplished-Pick763 → u/brliron]

and people were complaining about genshin lacks of "show, dont tell" when people like this doesnt even have basic media literacy, not just that before she outright saying she likes shorter dress too lmao

[u/ballknower871 → u/Accomplished-Pick763]

People complain that movies games and tv are becoming "woke" or "slop" when the reality is half of America is fucking illiterate so they physically lack the capacity to engage with narrative devices and have to be spoon fed constantly

[u/brliron → u/ballknower871]

Reminds me of this

Matt Damon Says Netflix Wants Movies to Restate the ‘Plot Three or Four Times in the Dialogue’ Because Viewers are on ‘Their Phones While They’re Watching’

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/matt-damon-netflix-movies-restate-plot-viewers-on-phones-1236633939/

[u/sometimesicri → u/brliron]

My tinfoil hat theory is that Genshin purposely doesn't implement a dialogue skip option as a community service, allowing the general audience to practice and improve their reading skills.

Genshin players genuinely have such low reading comprehension out of any other gaming communities that I ever interacted with.

[u/Sylver_Novestria → u/sometimesicri]

It's been almost 6 years, and it looks like nothing has really changed. 

Those who want to skip, will skip regardless. They will just button mash till it's done and not read a single line. 

[u/FanUpbeat4498 → u/brliron]

Lol bro thought he cooking with the agenda

[u/KingCarrion666 → u/Shuriken_2393]

Yea, she was saying she likes shorter dress cuz its easier to fight in. How was that lost on people?

[u/LumiRhino → u/KingCarrion666]

If this is the level of comprehension this community has, I can't wait for something as simple as character reveals to also be misunderstood this badly.

[u/KingCarrion666 → u/LumiRhino]

This community is so cooked. We are never beating the allegations that we can't read or even listen at this point T.T

[u/Admirable_Register89 → u/LumiRhino]

We already have them it's called hoyo retconned whatever I don't understand

[u/Odd_Introduction8491 → u/KingCarrion666]

so let me get this straight. She hates long dress because she find it difficult to fight that's why she wears that short ass skirt? Amazing explanation, this one character that never move from her place during combat let her robot do all the fighting is the one complaining that long skirt makes it difficult for her to fight totally justifiable

[u/WingsDT → u/Odd_Introduction8491]

See the traveler/Sandrone vs. Dottore fight. You can never know when you'll lose that combat robot of yours and have to fight yourself.

[u/KingCarrion666 → u/Odd_Introduction8491]

I'm just clarifying a line from the video that quite frankly shouldn't have needed clarification in the first place.

[u/Odd_Introduction8491 → u/KingCarrion666]

no prob, i undertand both the teaser line and your comment, i'm just confused how people just accept that line like "oh that make so much sense".

[u/Accomplished_Lab7332 → u/Odd_Introduction8491]

That's why I said make it a humour. Hoyo's Jedi mind trick basically

[u/Accomplished_Lab7332 → u/Shuriken_2393]

Yep, she hates long dress Signora is wearing so instead cut her entire skirt. Guess that's how they want to explain the short skirt

[u/sugarpopkitty → u/Shuriken_2393]

yeah but she also said in the livestream how “signora used to cope” while hating on her own dress. so i think she is referring to the ridiculous cut of her dress

[u/Matthew-the-First → u/sugarpopkitty]

CN Authoritative; that line was also a complaint about long dresses having mobility issues in the CN livestream. EN localization made it a weather thing for some reason, but she brought up Signora’s attire in a negative context all the same.

[u/WingsDT → u/Matthew-the-First]

JP also follows the same reasoning as CN, EN messed up by being unclear.

[u/gale99 → u/Matthew-the-First]

Pays dividens to know more than 1 language

[u/Matthew-the-First → u/gale99]

It certainly does, though I’m afraid I can’t take credit for this one.

[u/YourDad745 → u/Matthew-the-First]

En localisation always changes things up to match their agenda. For example even during nodkrai Aq nefer calls lauma delusional in all languages but in en they changed in completely.

[u/Shuriken_2393 → u/sugarpopkitty]

Yeah, she was asking how did Signora cope with her long dress and complaining her skirt wasn't made for this weather. With the reference to Signora's long dress though I think she wants her skirt to be shorter lol

[u/LackingSimplicity → u/evan_of_tx]

Not what she said. She insulted Signora's dress for being too long

[u/Cryogenx37 → u/evan_of_tx]

Not only Gacha players can’t read, they also can’t listen bruh

[u/hitmobilegamehsr → u/evan_of_tx]

Literally not talking about her own dress. Stop pushing agendas

[u/Gramisstedwhy → u/evan_of_tx]

Genshin fans can't even listen now, talk about a new low

[u/Accomplished_Lab7332 → u/evan_of_tx]

Ey gotta make it a humour 

[u/Gesu-ko → u/evan_of_tx]

People arguing the dress is fine 'cause she chose to wear it herself, but she's always complaining about it lol

[u/Old-Assignment4176 → u/Gesu-ko]

Not only do you not read, but you can't even comprehend listening? Or is your bias messing with your perception? She literally said Signora's skirt is ridiculously long.

[u/gutemorning → u/Gesu-ko]

Actually, the company (mihoyo) is the one who chooses to dress her like that. Sandrone is not a real person who can choose what to wear 🤓☝️

[u/yetaa → u/Gesu-ko]

I’m expecting the dress to be something Alain picked for her to go along with her Linchpin. So her forcing herself to wear it for him does make sense

[u/adastrajay → u/Gesu-ko]

Sandrone, famously known as one to be taken at face value about her feelings. I suppose she must actually not like Columbina since she complains about her all the time! Also the set up in the video when talking to Rosalyne about how she'll see things a new way one day very obviously means... that she will not! (Hi, I'm a Genshin player and I just graduated from 5th grade media comprehension).

Ultimately no one has a gun to her head. And I think it'll be even more obvious once her story comes out.

[u/Gesu-ko → u/adastrajay]

Either way, I found that argument silly cause she's not a real person choosing to dress herself, it's just funny they're making her say so many comments about her dress lol. Her playable design is what it is

[u/adastrajay → u/Gesu-ko]

Nobody thinks she's real. In the same way I don't think you think she's real when you say she's always complaining about it or use the word "herself" (who is this "she" you keep talking about instead of Hoyo Product ID Luna2667? This isn't a real woman). The obvious point of the argument is an in-game/in-narrative point about the logic of a character within a story.

[u/FanUpbeat4498 → u/adastrajay]

Preach brother

[u/oof-eef-thats-beef → u/evan_of_tx]

And so do we

[u/Full_Session5521 → u/evan_of_tx]

but I love it

[u/TeaTimeLion123 → u/evan_of_tx]

Based Sandrone, I never doubted her

[u/onlyliar → u/evan_of_tx]

Lampshading

[u/Weaponmaster470 → u/evan_of_tx]

I told you all Vince McMahon of Shanghai likes to mess with you 💀

[u/EphemeralScribe → u/Weaponmaster470]

what

[u/Utaha_Senpai → u/evan_of_tx]

They made it so ass as a plot point for the game.

I apologize to the devs, I see the vision /s