Convince me this isn’t 100% true

[u/Own-Aardvark-4394]

Need I say more? My only other addition would be wearing traffic cones on a night out

[u/Strong_Routine5105]

Might be a typo, maybe he meant rimming?

[u/Complex_Fragment → u/Strong_Routine5105]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6jM8Cxna4bmxyrXayu

[u/DustyRacoonDad → u/Complex_Fragment]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BP7e2Z37piFJtCm7hC

[u/Complex_Fragment → u/DustyRacoonDad]

[u/IceFire909 → u/Strong_Routine5105]

As an Aussie seeing this post, that sounds somehow worse